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bobbert's avatar

Because they went into medicine in the first place because of the money?

Fartknocker's avatar

Her campaign theme song should be Lucinda William's "Changed The Locks."

Vienna Woods's avatar

Geez, I wouldn't want her stal- canvassing in my neighbourhhod.

The Quirk's avatar

If she stalks her ex's, what'll she do to the voters if they don't elect her?

Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

Will it be possible for Oregon to take out a restraining order?

Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

That one line in that one movie destroyed approximately <i>zero</i> hetero marriages, worldwide.

Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

She <i>seems</i> human.

TundraGrifter's avatar

Or Patsy Clines' "Crazy."

Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

Dear Stalker Forum, I never thought I'd be writing to you, but......

-- signed, Oregon

PubOption's avatar

From the photo, I would guess that she is using the same hair dye that St. Ronnie used.

TundraGrifter's avatar

"...oh dear god we love this woman so much already because we are gonna write about her forfuckingever."

We're still dealing with Wonkette's last female contribution to American politics - Duh Gov'.

Be careful what you wish for. Very, very careful...

Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

<i>You know, we actually can’t dispute that it shows a certain level of dedication to stalk your ex, but basically saying you’ll boil a bunny when you don’t get your way isn’t a selling point to rational people, but then we remember that the GOP...</i>

...needs moar rentboiz.

PubOption's avatar

Marcus Welby wasn't psycho.