A few Tuesdays ago, a super-cool lady named Dr. Monica Wehby won the Republican nomination for Senate in Oregon and is up against an incumbent Dem, Senator Jeff Merkley. You'd think she would have been a less-than-ideal choice, given that she's facing allegations of stalking an ex-boyfriend and harassing an ex-husband. Haha who are we kidding. Like those things matter to the GOP. In fact, Wehby is doubling down on the whole thing and explaining that her stalking and harassing show a
<i>You know, we actually can&rsquo;t dispute that it shows a certain level of dedication to stalk your ex, but basically saying you&rsquo;ll boil a bunny when you don&rsquo;t get your way isn&rsquo;t a selling point to rational people, but then we remember that the GOP...</i>
Because they went into medicine in the first place because of the money?
Her campaign theme song should be Lucinda William&#039;s &quot;Changed The Locks.&quot;
Geez, I wouldn&#039;t want her stal- canvassing in my neighbourhhod.
If she stalks her ex&#039;s, what&#039;ll she do to the voters if they don&#039;t elect her?
Will it be possible for Oregon to take out a restraining order?
That one line in that one movie destroyed approximately <i>zero</i> hetero marriages, worldwide.
She <i>seems</i> human.
Or Patsy Clines&#039; &quot;Crazy.&quot;
Dear Stalker Forum, I never thought I&#039;d be writing to you, but......
-- signed, Oregon
From the photo, I would guess that she is using the same hair dye that St. Ronnie used.
&quot;...oh dear god we love this woman so much already because we are gonna write about her forfuckingever.&quot;
We&#039;re still dealing with Wonkette&#039;s last female contribution to American politics - Duh Gov&#039;.
Be careful what you wish for. Very, very careful...
<i>You know, we actually can&rsquo;t dispute that it shows a certain level of dedication to stalk your ex, but basically saying you&rsquo;ll boil a bunny when you don&rsquo;t get your way isn&rsquo;t a selling point to rational people, but then we remember that the GOP...</i>
...needs moar rentboiz.
Marcus Welby wasn&#039;t psycho.