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Alan Williams's avatar

No, just early onset Asshole.

JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

Also Buchanan who sat back as the the nation marched toward the Civil War (or, as it is known in the South, "The War Between the Good Guys and Us")

nanuq1's avatar

Well, Senator Rand Paul would benefit from a fire on his head.

nanuq1's avatar

Tape the light switch down.

chicken thief's avatar

But how the pickle is devoured can be revealing.

JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

" an unflattering picture of Michelle Obama "

I refuse to believe such a thing exists. Michelle: Mrs. Just Pixelz. PLEASE think about it.

From Scranton With Love's avatar

What do you expect from somebody whose name ends in "asso"?

JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

If they'd called it the "Stop Health Insurance Companies From Fucking Us Act", no one would dare be against it.

dshwa's avatar

"Aaaaaaaaaaaaah!" (Runs away from Wonkette covering ears)

chicken thief's avatar

Sure Walker has Chachi's endorsement, but the coveted Opie Taylor endorsement is still up for grabs.

L. Ron Pony  🇺🇦's avatar

Nice legs. Shame about the face.

L. Ron Pony  🇺🇦's avatar

Darth Vader is Luke's father.

Oh, and the Titanic sinks.

From Scranton With Love's avatar

Where he regularly ate jumbo shrimp.