It sure sucks having to hear about how President Obama's dumb health care reform is doing swell, actually, huh? It's covering more people than expected, it's cheaper than expected, it's saving the country more money than expected -- and as long as you don't tell people what it is (it is health care reform brought to you by a black president, shhhhhhhhhh), people actually quite like it! But don't say that to Wyoming Sen. John Barrasso, because
No, just early onset Asshole.
Also Buchanan who sat back as the the nation marched toward the Civil War (or, as it is known in the South, "The War Between the Good Guys and Us")
Alaska libel!
Well, Senator Rand Paul would benefit from a fire on his head.
Tape the light switch down.
But how the pickle is devoured can be revealing.
" an unflattering picture of Michelle Obama "
I refuse to believe such a thing exists. Michelle: Mrs. Just Pixelz. PLEASE think about it.
What do you expect from somebody whose name ends in "asso"?
If they'd called it the "Stop Health Insurance Companies From Fucking Us Act", no one would dare be against it.
Do you want to die?
"Aaaaaaaaaaaaah!" (Runs away from Wonkette covering ears)
Sure Walker has Chachi's endorsement, but the coveted Opie Taylor endorsement is still up for grabs.
Nice legs. Shame about the face.
Ray-Bans.
Darth Vader is Luke's father.
Oh, and the Titanic sinks.
Where he regularly ate jumbo shrimp.