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ShrillKitty's avatar

Dear MT Rep. Read,

"WHEREAS" is not legal shorthand for "where's my ass."

Sincerely,

The Center for Legislators Who Can Legislate Good And Write Words And Do Other Stuff Good Too

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ShrillKitty's avatar

So his analogy about the dam is accurate, except he left out the part where this:

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Querolous's avatar

Unfortunately turning limestone into cement for concrete release a huge amount of CO2.

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Carpeperdiem's avatar

And since the greenhouse gases have already been spewed into the atmosphere, it's like the late term abortion of energy. Who will think of the molecules!!!????

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Querolous's avatar

Don't Messier around with M80.

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TrumpLovedEpstein's avatar

the only thing dumber then his climate "science" is his "astronomy"...

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TrumpLovedEpstein's avatar

he is trying to pretend despite the measurements that Earth's atmosphere is infinite

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Sons of Ares's avatar

First of all, the Earth is only 6,000 years old, so that whole spiral arm stuff is absolute nonsense!

Montana was featured in the first chapter of Jared Diamond's "Collapse" that came out in 2005. Fourteen years later, those people are *still* fucking morons.

Please proceed with your secede, Montanans.

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Sons of Ares's avatar

Yes, it's called "conservatism."

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Heyzeus Ahchay's avatar

I hope Neil deGrasse Tyson weighs in on the spiral-arm theory.

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Maybe's avatar

In order to give Montana its own science wouldn't he first have to build a HUUGE wall around it to keep any information from sneaking in?

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Maybe's avatar

Or his partial clone. Not sure what the other part came from.

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Teecha's avatar

I wouldn’t go so far as to say advocating. But it’s not impossible to achieve.

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phoenix00's avatar

Basically a whole chunk of Christian theology not only goes out the window, it gets blasted into space.

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