Before we turned off the teevee after that terrible debate last night, the Republican Party's appointed Divider, Frank Luntz, was doing what he always does, standing in front of the whitest people he could find in a few hours, asking them questions to find out how best to make people like this think their political opponents aren't human beings, much less American. But before he could get into that, he had to allow this restless group of people to express their sudden yet profound commitment to do whatever Herman Cain, the next president of the United States, says. He didn't just win the debate. He mopped the floor with them all. And it makes absolutely no sense.
When it comes to pizza, BUY LOCAL, MOFOS! I've got a guy right off the boat from Sicily in my town, makes a damn good cheesesteak too, and I'm not even in Philly!
Inheritance Tax was a Republican idea! OK, it was under Theodore Roosevelt, so things have changed. They feared an American aristocracy. And they believed -- as a matter of principle -- that everyone* should succeed by dint of their own efforts. HA HA. That's so quaint. ___________________ * white men
Cain scared me. When he was asked about immigration policies, he said that it was a "...states right issue." Really Herm? I guess he missed the 14th Amendment when he was writing his pizza dough recipe.
"Did they remember to tip the pizza delivery man? " For what???!!!!! Every lazy pos looking for a handout!!!!! Get a job.
+1
Because it won't be as good as pizza in NYC.
Hey now, I'd vote for the former CEO of Ben&Jerry's!
When it comes to pizza, BUY LOCAL, MOFOS! I've got a guy right off the boat from Sicily in my town, makes a damn good cheesesteak too, and I'm not even in Philly!
Putting them in a steel cage is a good start. Just don't put a door on the damn thing or they'll get out.
After Schlotsky's (not a pizza place, a sub place w/ GREAT bread) broke my heart by moving away, I stay away from all the chains.
Lower his eyeball blinking rate to something below 17538BPM. I only watched 3 minutes and the guy was making my eyes water.
I was thinking Louie Louie.
Or the other incredible automagical harmonization machine, <i>T-Palin</i>
Or from Pizza Hut:
Cheeseus Crust...now with Jeebus in the crust!
And furthermore, these solutions will be both well-thought-out, and effective!
Knowing Wonkette&#039;s usual vocabulary, I at first misread &#039;debates&#039; as &#039;diabetes&#039;.
Inheritance Tax was a Republican idea! OK, it was under Theodore Roosevelt, so things have changed. They feared an American aristocracy. And they believed -- as a matter of principle -- that everyone* should succeed by dint of their own efforts. HA HA. That&#039;s so quaint. ___________________ * white men
<i>...his grasp of the issues was a little weak at times...</i>
What are you trying to say, Jack?
Cain scared me. When he was asked about immigration policies, he said that it was a &quot;...states right issue.&quot; Really Herm? I guess he missed the 14th Amendment when he was writing his pizza dough recipe.