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I'm not wishing the paralyzed Grimm any ill will: however, the accident sounds like a rare case of a horse's ass falling off a horse!

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There's an old joke to the effect of, "Look at the schmuck on that horse!" that also applies.

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Karma, sometimes it’s a bitch.

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Did anybody make a tasteful "Grimm fate" joke yet?

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He’s probably not gonna need that polo horse, so he could sell that.

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Actually, this story makes me happy.

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Karma

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I wouldn’t contribute a cent. In my many years I have seen many people who were left a quadriplegic from accidents and I had complete empathy for them and did what I could. Not for this creep. If someone is going to send out a “GoFundMe” please be honest who the person really is. The nauseating lies is just a complete grift.

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FUCK HIM! KARMA IS A BITCH!

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Oh no. Anyways.... 💅🏻

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Eff him.

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I don't know how a guy who can afford to even play polo needs a healthcare GoFundMe.

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"...through the grace of God and the amazing medical teams who have helped him, Mr. Grimm has miraculously thread the needle to survive."

Has he considered that maybe God threw him off that horse in the first place?

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Yes god appears to really hate this douche.

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It's like they never HEARD of bootstraps.

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Did the part of the universe in charge of Karma briefly consider making him fall off a yacht, and then conclude, "Na, TOO over the top"?

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Maybe it was too hard to orchestrate a not-quite-fatal debilitating injury that way?

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I can rest peacefully at night knowing that Michael Grimm has broken his neck and now can't afford his medical expenses. Fuck around and find out.

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Ta, Robyn. Anyone who threatens to throw a reporter from a balcony deserves to get thrown by a polo pony. What a creep.

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