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weeooaficionado's avatar

That's sure nice of him. I lost my home, my dog, and my stuff after a cancer diagnosis. Currently living out of my car. I've been so tempted to just... stop treatment, go find a pretty place to watch nature, and wait for things to take it's course.

True fact, homeless shelters pretty much won't take you when you have a 8 inch gaping abdominal surgical incision held together with tape and prayers.

Rob Kelly's avatar

I'm not wishing the paralyzed Grimm any ill will: however, the accident sounds like a rare case of a horse's ass falling off a horse!

Tessie's avatar

There's an old joke to the effect of, "Look at the schmuck on that horse!" that also applies.

theOriginalNicole's avatar

Karma, sometimes it’s a bitch.

PropellerVigo's avatar

Did anybody make a tasteful "Grimm fate" joke yet?

Dr. Steven Quest's avatar

He’s probably not gonna need that polo horse, so he could sell that.

Richard Von Busack's avatar

Actually, this story makes me happy.

Janice Laz- Romo's avatar

I wouldn’t contribute a cent. In my many years I have seen many people who were left a quadriplegic from accidents and I had complete empathy for them and did what I could. Not for this creep. If someone is going to send out a “GoFundMe” please be honest who the person really is. The nauseating lies is just a complete grift.

Nevada's avatar

I don't know how a guy who can afford to even play polo needs a healthcare GoFundMe.

Smilin'Andy's avatar

"...through the grace of God and the amazing medical teams who have helped him, Mr. Grimm has miraculously thread the needle to survive."

Has he considered that maybe God threw him off that horse in the first place?

Spleen Victoria's avatar

Yes god appears to really hate this douche.

Tessie's avatar

It's like they never HEARD of bootstraps.

Tessie's avatar

Did the part of the universe in charge of Karma briefly consider making him fall off a yacht, and then conclude, "Na, TOO over the top"?

JCfromNC's avatar

Maybe it was too hard to orchestrate a not-quite-fatal debilitating injury that way?

BlueSpot's avatar

I can rest peacefully at night knowing that Michael Grimm has broken his neck and now can't afford his medical expenses. Fuck around and find out.

Zyxomma's avatar

Ta, Robyn. Anyone who threatens to throw a reporter from a balcony deserves to get thrown by a polo pony. What a creep.