The creaky and lonesome ol’ town of Americaville -- no longer a boomtown, not yet a ghost town -- just ain’t been the same since that corrupt mayor, mean ol’ Barry Obammer, took office and made every cowpoke, whore, gamblin’ man, Injun and saloon piano player sad as a still sagebrush. The citizens of Americaville need some real cowboys to clean up their one-horse town, yessirree. Cowboys like the Republican Party’s “young guns” Eric Cantor, Paul Ryan and Kevin McCarthy, who’ve formed a posse and written a shoot ‘em up Young Adult Western novel called
I look forward to the upcoming sequel "Old Farts: A Bygone Generation of Washed-Up Conservatives". Oh wait, that's the alternate title to this one.
I hear it uses a VERY large font so the book has that going for it.
I look forward to the upcoming sequel "Old Farts: A Bygone Generation of Washed-Up Conservatives". Oh wait, that's the alternate title to this one.