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Magyar Has Had It!'s avatar

The shocking thing about the embezzlement was that no one caught it - you don't fuck with priest/accountants and The Vatican. The hot piss top was nice.

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eggs ackly-wright's avatar

Bow before the Almighty.

Dollar.

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TrumpLovedEpstein's avatar

at least make a monthly donation. I cannot afford a subscription but they get a few bucks from me every month

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

work for free? You guys should be paying us to read this stuff...

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pstokk's avatar

[GCV We had to save the village to save it &To Earth Contact group: Knowledge of the Culture is diffusing to wider and wider circles. In light of this promising if premature development, and acute retrograde developments in the northern minor continent, we suggest a major intervention asap."] [GOU Fistful of dollars &Earth Contact group. "Threat assessment to neighboring systems is rising. Waste the fuckers before it's too late."]

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tinker12's avatar

Whaddya -- The Huffington Post?

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SamanthaHammich's avatar

I respectfully submit to the Editrix that she snap up Mark, too. His wedding story is (almost) as cute as the babby.

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Lark_in_the_AM's avatar

5. The GOP candidates spent some time Jewsplaining how Jewishing works, to the Jewishes. It didn’t go well.

Shouldn't that be Goysplaining?

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Lark_in_the_AM's avatar

That. Is. BRILLIANT.

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theCryptofishist's avatar

More Wonkette Necrophilia...

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TheOtherHeadlessThompsonGunner's avatar

At least Santa looks prepared to take it. So it's his thing. Who are we to judge?

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Lark_in_the_AM's avatar

Both are dead, so it costs extra to hire them.

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Lark_in_the_AM's avatar

I used to get up at 3AM on Sundays to watch old Sherlock Holmes movies so that I could look at Basil.

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Jenibrio Jenificus's avatar

oh I dunno, it sounds suspiciously a lot like what many a south philidelphian yells at people on the roads on a regular basis."Kolbacz to Jersey, moran!"

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Amy!'s avatar

We will shill no whine before its time.

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eddi_TBH's avatar

They are flying their jew-eled flag. And every word from their mouths was a precious gem of comedy. Totally irony-free.

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