Wonkette Niece fires Donald Trump RIGHT BACK. Top o' the Saturday morning to you, Wonkers! We assume you are lounged out in your Hello Kitty snuggie, ready to catch up on your Wonket Top Ten reading list from the week. If you're not, then take care of that, and pour yourselves whatever pumpkin spice liquor you drink during the mornings.
The shocking thing about the embezzlement was that no one caught it - you don't fuck with priest/accountants and The Vatican. The hot piss top was nice.
[GCV We had to save the village to save it &To Earth Contact group: Knowledge of the Culture is diffusing to wider and wider circles. In light of this promising if premature development, and acute retrograde developments in the northern minor continent, we suggest a major intervention asap."] [GOU Fistful of dollars &Earth Contact group. "Threat assessment to neighboring systems is rising. Waste the fuckers before it's too late."]
oh I dunno, it sounds suspiciously a lot like what many a south philidelphian yells at people on the roads on a regular basis."Kolbacz to Jersey, moran!"
The shocking thing about the embezzlement was that no one caught it - you don't fuck with priest/accountants and The Vatican. The hot piss top was nice.
Bow before the Almighty.
Dollar.
at least make a monthly donation. I cannot afford a subscription but they get a few bucks from me every month
work for free? You guys should be paying us to read this stuff...
[GCV We had to save the village to save it &To Earth Contact group: Knowledge of the Culture is diffusing to wider and wider circles. In light of this promising if premature development, and acute retrograde developments in the northern minor continent, we suggest a major intervention asap."] [GOU Fistful of dollars &Earth Contact group. "Threat assessment to neighboring systems is rising. Waste the fuckers before it's too late."]
Whaddya -- The Huffington Post?
I respectfully submit to the Editrix that she snap up Mark, too. His wedding story is (almost) as cute as the babby.
5. The GOP candidates spent some time Jewsplaining how Jewishing works, to the Jewishes. It didn’t go well.
Shouldn't that be Goysplaining?
That. Is. BRILLIANT.
More Wonkette Necrophilia...
At least Santa looks prepared to take it. So it's his thing. Who are we to judge?
Both are dead, so it costs extra to hire them.
I used to get up at 3AM on Sundays to watch old Sherlock Holmes movies so that I could look at Basil.
oh I dunno, it sounds suspiciously a lot like what many a south philidelphian yells at people on the roads on a regular basis."Kolbacz to Jersey, moran!"
We will shill no whine before its time.
They are flying their jew-eled flag. And every word from their mouths was a precious gem of comedy. Totally irony-free.