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Nope. Right on the Parade route.

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that was so awesome it crashed Adobe Flash Player and Firefox!

thank you.

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sooorrryyyyy

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Wow. We're going to have to agree to disagree. I really, really love Chick-fil-A chicken. I will NOT patronize Chick-fil-A due to their regressive, oppressive social and political positions. I do not care to support businesses like that. But I truly miss the food. If Chick-fil-A were to ever become a company that genuinely and actively supports equality for all Americans, I would love to eat there again.

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Aaron Schock has announced his intention to leave congress and take a position as goodwill ambassador for Chick-fil-a. No word yet on which restaurants he will redecorate in a Downton Abbey Theme.

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That is some grade A trolling.

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as long as they spell it 'chikin' they're safe . . . if they said it was 'chicken' the FDA would be all over them.

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s'okay . . . everything rebooted fine.

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I ate there when I was a mere child; my grandfather was also a restaurateur of equally benighted prejudices. I'm sure there is somewhere in my past a photo of me standing with the Grand Old Bastard.

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There's also greed and fear.

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There's one opening out here on eastern Long Island, too, that the offspring and I are making plans not to visit.

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But you can bet that they still make fried chicken jokes about Obama.

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“They kinda got abused,” says Republican Sen. Jeff Sessions of Alabama, “and I guess some would like to support ‘em.”

THEY got abused? LGBT people weren't buying fabulous clothes to funnel money into torture therapy for CFA employees.

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You're not alone. I sincerely miss their waffle fries.

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Here you go:http://www.topsecretrecipes...

Make them at home and there is no chance of running into fundie mouth-breathers in line.

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Fried chicken, sodomized chicken; its all fair game under the big tent. I am sure the years of living downwind of the hog farm, I mean: 'capitalist bliss, liberal soul crushing, real 'mercium, air fresher farm' their noses probably can't distinguish between chicken and gasoline any more .

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