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I'm tying to figure out if I could get a long-term Czech visa, and how I could get my gf to go with me. My dad's parents were first gen here from CZ. So sickathisshit.

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Fuck her.

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It’s not violence if Gosar says it’s not violence. It’s very very haha funny funny if he says it’s funny. For his next magic trick Gosar plans to tell us water isn’t wet and pigs like him can fly.

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“CRT which I know nothing about and isn’t taught in my child’s school still made him cry so now I have to punish you for my irrational hatred!”

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So true. And I still laugh at the memory of Jeff Sessions clutching his pearls and stammering because Kamala Harris's questioning was making him nervous.

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I think it’s pretty clear that Gosar’s completely out of his fucking mind, needs help, and can no longer function in Congress, which pretty much is par for the course when talking about today’s GOP.

Just keep that in mind when he shows up at work with a harpoon and announces he’s ready to kill whales.

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"Have any left? We never had any to begin with!!"

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Behind closed doors, Gosar's fellow Republicans say there's something not right about him. They're talking organically. I get that impression every time I see him. All those twitches and jerks, there's something wrong.

And I would never let him anywhere the fuck near my teeth.

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In complete honesty, I keep checking the fb page of my older white Republican evangelical relative waiting to see if they decry this "abuse of power". Because it would be right on fucking brand. 6 days of the week they post little cartoon memes about the love of Jesus Christ making everything rosy and reminders to be kind and spread joy, then day 6 there's something talking about sick disgusting liberals full of hate burning down the country because they're in cahoots with the Devil against Pure Baby Jesus' Chosen Republican Saviors.

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I remember when a local newspaper (remember them?) printed a full page menorah for everyone in town to put in their windows in solidarity

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You have to put some effort into it if you want to rise above the noise of the deep-fried turkey for Thanksgiving stories that are about to overwhelm us.

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"They went out and bought one copy of every book Texas wants to ban from school libraries, and now they're going to burn them with a flamethrower."

Salon

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Guns are not so common in the House of Commons as they are here in 'Merika.

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I like that!

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Unles it's Vancouver, Washingfon!

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