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SterWonk's avatar

Supurrvisors.

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Mehmeisterjr's avatar

They don't call him Moscow Mitch for nothing.

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Mehmeisterjr's avatar

That's Lindsey before Trump whispered in his ear what the Russians have on him.

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Mehmeisterjr's avatar

Note that all of this odd coloring is SOP for turtles.

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Mehmeisterjr's avatar

I wonder what his nickname was for Ivanka.

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Jeff Mc Donald's avatar

The last great President the Republicans had was Teddy Roosevelt. They didn't like him. He was too "progressive".

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Mehmeisterjr's avatar

To be fair, one week a month he called her "The Red Sea."

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Wondering Woman's avatar

That would also explain Ted Cruz's face.

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Wondering Woman's avatar

It;s what keeps them cozy with the crazies. If they were really playing a long game, losing elections would give them time to re-form and get the memory of Trump out of voters' heads, especially when he goes to jail or ends up more broke thanks to the IRS. Then they could go back to worshiping what they think the Constitution "means".

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Zyxomma's avatar

Ta, Liz.

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marcus816's avatar

My tweet:"Well then, what is that asshole doing there?" Forgot the "womps".

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Ward in Cali BOYCOTT CNN!'s avatar

They had mixed feelings about him. The power brokers wanted someone more pro-business, but "progressive" wasn't a dirty concept for them. Even the business types could see some value in it.

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WeepingAngel is not indicted's avatar

That explains all the executive and tweeting time.

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WeepingAngel is not indicted's avatar

True Really Upstanding Maga Patriots

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