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Supurrvisors.

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They don't call him Moscow Mitch for nothing.

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That's Lindsey before Trump whispered in his ear what the Russians have on him.

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Note that all of this odd coloring is SOP for turtles.

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I wonder what his nickname was for Ivanka.

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The last great President the Republicans had was Teddy Roosevelt. They didn't like him. He was too "progressive".

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To be fair, one week a month he called her "The Red Sea."

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That would also explain Ted Cruz's face.

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It;s what keeps them cozy with the crazies. If they were really playing a long game, losing elections would give them time to re-form and get the memory of Trump out of voters' heads, especially when he goes to jail or ends up more broke thanks to the IRS. Then they could go back to worshiping what they think the Constitution "means".

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Ta, Liz.

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My tweet:"Well then, what is that asshole doing there?" Forgot the "womps".

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They had mixed feelings about him. The power brokers wanted someone more pro-business, but "progressive" wasn't a dirty concept for them. Even the business types could see some value in it.

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That explains all the executive and tweeting time.

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True Really Upstanding Maga Patriots

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