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Stuart Who Now was born in 1954, a generation-busting 7 years after Hillary.

Of course, women are officially old at 40, men at 85. Which explains why women die sooner than men.

Looking forward to the GOP running a Dan Quayle/Paul Ryan bright young thing. Have they considered the former Gov of Alaska? She's much prettier than Hillary.

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Unfortunately my pet rock got lost the first time I took it out for a walk.

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Hillz just need to roll him onto his back and he's toast.

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you are seriously gonna get your main man on some ticket somewhere aren't you?

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on the plus side, it'll be fun to have bill back in the white house - in the east wing where the damage will be limited.

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At least he didn't say "Snoopy Snoopy Poop Dog" like Alan Simpson once did. <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watc..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yrYx-rhIiLE">http://www.youtube.com/watc...

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It's better than bad....

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Very intirguing.

Actually, the most fascinating thing about the censorbot is that some commenters appear to be exempt (or have wrangled some clever unicode substitutions).

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Huh. Me too. Didn't know about that one.

But I got moderation instead of auto-delete, so maybe spam-blocker?

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It's not Hillary they're scared of, it's those ass-kicking boots she's always wearing.

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Is her hearing shot like Ronnie's was? Or does she just have the old timer's...?

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Methuselah? You comment on Wonkette? (I thought they didn't allow comments?)

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"I want you to know that also I will not make age an issue of this campaign. I am not going to exploit, for political purposes, my opponent's youth and inexperience."

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They truly have no actual ideas.

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<i>"...she lesbianed Vince Foster to death..."</i>

I call next!

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Wait a minute - the party that ran:

69-year-old Ronald Reagan in 1980 73-year-old Ronald Reagan in 1984 65-year-old George H.W. Bush in 1988 69-year-old George H.W. Bush in 1992 73-year-old Bob Dole in 1996 71-year-old John McCain in 2008

Is going to use age as an attack?

Whatta bunch o' maroons...

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