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TundraGrifter's avatar

In other words, the ad is just as fake as Sheer "Am i An Idiot?" InSannity's laugh.

InSannity, of course, is the most recent winner of the Nathan Lane Lookalike Contest. First price was two weeks on Fire Island.

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TundraGrifter's avatar

What? Were Fred Thompson and Mike Huckabee already booked?

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TundraGrifter's avatar

Ask 'em what color John Deere is?

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TundraGrifter's avatar

I'm Jinxed! Should have read ALL the comments before I posted mine.

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

Right on..."we're for the workers! We're for families! ...and we need hicks to get this point across."

Fuckers all. I hate them with the power of a thousand suns.

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PsycWench's avatar

I'm surprised they didn't require the actors to undergo some teeth extraction and hold a mason jar full of moonshine.

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Pierre_de_Fermat's avatar

<i>thin stripes</i> sort of like "pin stripes"? Sort of like the New York Yankees?

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Joshua Norton's avatar

Teeth optional.

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fuflans's avatar

i hope no one gets the breakdowns for florida.

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PsycWench's avatar

Last I saw, SkoalBandit looked to be an excessive burden for any mode of transportation.

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