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TundraGrifter's avatar

In other words, the ad is just as fake as Sheer "Am i An Idiot?" InSannity's laugh.

InSannity, of course, is the most recent winner of the Nathan Lane Lookalike Contest. First price was two weeks on Fire Island.

TundraGrifter's avatar

What? Were Fred Thompson and Mike Huckabee already booked?

TundraGrifter's avatar

Ask 'em what color John Deere is?

TundraGrifter's avatar

I'm Jinxed! Should have read ALL the comments before I posted mine.

Dashboard Buddha's avatar

Right on..."we're for the workers! We're for families! ...and we need hicks to get this point across."

Fuckers all. I hate them with the power of a thousand suns.

PsycWench's avatar

I'm surprised they didn't require the actors to undergo some teeth extraction and hold a mason jar full of moonshine.

Pierre_de_Fermat's avatar

<i>thin stripes</i> sort of like "pin stripes"? Sort of like the New York Yankees?

fuflans's avatar

i hope no one gets the breakdowns for florida.

PsycWench's avatar

Last I saw, SkoalBandit looked to be an excessive burden for any mode of transportation.