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Good_Gawd_Yall - Unperson's avatar

I particularly noticed the tie this time. You are right - it IS the most presentable thing about Gohmert.

Good_Gawd_Yall - Unperson's avatar

You kidder. You think they can be seen in mirrors?

Spotts1701, Taking Bible Guns's avatar

I'll get my Ouija board.

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

you're bound to start looking like a mushroom when you spend your whole life wallowing in bullshit

Spotts1701, Taking Bible Guns's avatar

I'm not sure Gohmert would look good in jackboots.

JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

<i>"...the need for an actual religious war against radical Islam."</i>

Declaring War is one of the powers of Congress. Your move Lindsey.

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

I take it Lex Luther and Snidely Whiplash were both already spoken for?

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

He's no Presidente Alphonse Simms