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Fleecing the peasants and being bribed by the rich for salvation is a lucrative enterprise. Why does that sound like it transitioned from old-time religion to present-day politics?

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Children who have had the misfortune to be already born.

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As always: liberty for me, and not for thee.

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The rusty nail is a pretty good cocktail. I'm in.

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Nah, there's an exemption if you have money or hold public office. This is why conservative operatives don't mind banning abortion. They're confident that if their daughter needs one they'll be able to pay someone. Or send her to Canada for the weekend or whatever.

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So this is where all the twisted people hang out.I'll bookmark this one.

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I would suggest that was the purpose of our founding.

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And they wonder why so many people throw up in their mouth a little when these creeps start talking about Jesus.

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They are traditionalists.

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I can't stop laughing at Supernatural Secret Shopper. Thanks!

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So did Bush/Cheney.

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Furniture stores never go out of business. They just change/swap names and then have Grand Openings.

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So nice to see the Catholics and Protestants getting along well together. They'd never discriminate against each other.

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Mark Knopfler apostasy, even!

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Bad Labrador, BAD!

*hits him on the nose with a rolled-up newspaper*

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Free Market ~ like we are free to not spend our money with these asshats? Vote with our dollars? I dunno.

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