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eddi_TBH's avatar

Fleecing the peasants and being bribed by the rich for salvation is a lucrative enterprise. Why does that sound like it transitioned from old-time religion to present-day politics?

malsperanza's avatar

Children who have had the misfortune to be already born.

marxalot's avatar

As always: liberty for me, and not for thee.

marxalot's avatar

The rusty nail is a pretty good cocktail. I'm in.

malsperanza's avatar

Nah, there's an exemption if you have money or hold public office. This is why conservative operatives don't mind banning abortion. They're confident that if their daughter needs one they'll be able to pay someone. Or send her to Canada for the weekend or whatever.

om·i·nous/deplorable's avatar

So this is where all the twisted people hang out.I'll bookmark this one.

Thomas Mc's avatar

I would suggest that was the purpose of our founding.

Thomas Mc's avatar

And they wonder why so many people throw up in their mouth a little when these creeps start talking about Jesus.

Stein Olsen's avatar

They are traditionalists.

ThanksSatan's avatar

I can't stop laughing at Supernatural Secret Shopper. Thanks!

KenRob's avatar

So did Bush/Cheney.

Querolous's avatar

Furniture stores never go out of business. They just change/swap names and then have Grand Openings.

Swampay's avatar

So nice to see the Catholics and Protestants getting along well together. They'd never discriminate against each other.

mailman27's avatar

Mark Knopfler apostasy, even!

ladycrim's avatar

Bad Labrador, BAD!

*hits him on the nose with a rolled-up newspaper*

cynmac sez Whar Boxes's avatar

Free Market ~ like we are free to not spend our money with these asshats? Vote with our dollars? I dunno.