Rest easy, America: If the Supreme Court murders Obamacare over what amounts to a proofreading error later this month, Republicans are ready with a replacement plan, according to Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell.
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I would wager most of my Trump inheritance on the GOP plan kicking it down the road to 2017 so their 2016 candidates appear not even more dickish. Then they can blame Hillary for lying about keeping your doctor and plans.
He's not bringing his "A game", or even his "B game" to the table. If you slide down 19 more ranks in the alphabet, Mitch would be serving his Tea game.
I really like Thune's comment. Here, Obama had to get everyone's hopes up, instead of kicking the poors and calling them lazy like he should have done. At least that's how I read it.
Ironically it WASN'T Hitler.
Turtle Man sharting his shell.
Probably it involves faith healers, somehow.
"Six million Jews died in death camps, yet @POTUS continues to deny that World War II was bad for the Jewish people."
--If John Thune and Twitter had existed in 1946
He doesn't want to say "If you like your plan, you can't keep it" unless forced to. What a dick.
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How 'bout someone sneak into his office and tape a slip of paper to his back that says, "I'm a football. Kick me in the head".
Well, such a plan would work only if you could get all the moocher poor to assemble in one place to be nuked.
This plan, ironically, would work with the teatards. Just send them invites to a free Ted Nugent concert and nuke the arena.
I would wager most of my Trump inheritance on the GOP plan kicking it down the road to 2017 so their 2016 candidates appear not even more dickish. Then they can blame Hillary for lying about keeping your doctor and plans.
Nothing but junk in the trunk.
GoFundMes for all the medical conditions.
He's not bringing his "A game", or even his "B game" to the table. If you slide down 19 more ranks in the alphabet, Mitch would be serving his Tea game.
I really like Thune's comment. Here, Obama had to get everyone's hopes up, instead of kicking the poors and calling them lazy like he should have done. At least that's how I read it.
then they succumb to some terminal disease on graduation day.
Eventually you get a ham
I heard Chris Christie was circling the wreckage wailing something fierce.