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Megan Macomber's avatar

Let me get this straight. So the white supremacist-adjacent anti-abortion zealot lady is now beating up on the anti-abortion zealot lady who admitted the possibility that George Floyd might be Christian?

But why? Misogyny makes strange bedfellows, or--what's the opposite of bedfellows? Folks you can't kick out of your clique fast enough.

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Alpaca Suitcase's avatar

Yes, conservatives, 2 things CAN be true, and you can DO 2 things - ditch a PAB AND defund pro-life inc! Don't delay!

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Always Be Ithacating's avatar

About Trump "going so far as to post on Truth Social that his administration will be 'great for women and their reproductive rights.'” – it would be interesting to know the percentage of Truth Social users who are women. I'd guess 15% tops.

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NH is for πŸ¦‘πŸ„πŸ's avatar

I am constantly astounded by women who support Assmouth. As well as brown people of every shade, LGBTQ+ people, non-xtian people, young people, old people, CIS/het people…ok let’s be honest, I’m astounded anyone supports him. But women doing so is just fucking ridiculous.

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skinnercitycyclist's avatar

SOMEbody got to make the sammitches.

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DemoCat's avatar

It’s pretty cute how the pro-lifers are simply STUNNED, just gobsmacked that the face-eating leopard is now gnashing at their faces. Trump is a man of integrity, a man who cherishes life and who does not terrify human children when he’s near them.

His campaign is funny too. They are scrambling to articulate his β€œposition” on abortion. β€œLook, Donald’s position on abortion changes from day-to-day, even minute-to-minute as he desperately tries to remain out of prison. Whatever gets him near power again, he’s fine with whatever. He knows if any of his mistresses need an abortion, his doners’ money and his shady connections will allow for it. He just needs to say whatever satisfies the people he’s speaking to in the room. Donald is good at reading the room.”

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John Strycharz's avatar

"I find the idea that we’re all supposed to be quiet little submissive church mice who never push politicians on our own side to act on issues that are important to us β€”because β€œOh no! If you criticize them you’re suppressing turnout!” β€” to be absolutely ridiculous and entirely unhelpful." This is the closest thing I've yet seen on Wonkette that supports the Gaza protesters, Uncommitted delegates, and the morality of opposing the Palestinian genocide. The attitude towards them here is usually the exact opposite: "Sit down and shut up, or you'll be responsible for electing Trump!!!1!

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Gringopendejo's avatar

Careful this whole thread is going to get locked if you say that bombing children in refugee camps is bad.

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Dave Hardwick's avatar

Nailed it again! Bravissima, Robyn!

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πŸ•ŠοΈ ꕷꖹꕷꗍ β™Œ's avatar

I thought Lila Rose was that woman with the shaved head who spoke at the RNC. I can't keep track.

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Robert Eckert's avatar

*Amber Rose was the wierdo at the RNC

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mr_snarky's avatar

Watching pab try to weasel his way to the middle on abortion is entertaining because it’s so obvious and it’s not going to work

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Tina Mouse's avatar

"I find the idea that we’re all supposed to be quiet little submissive church mice who never push politicians on our own side to act on issues that are important to us β€”because β€œOh no! If you criticize them you’re suppressing turnout!” β€” to be absolutely ridiculous and entirely unhelpful."

It actually is unhelpful and shooting yourself in the foot if you do it 66 days before the election.

So they should DEF DO IT RIGHT NOW!

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Craig Nixon's avatar

Excellent, as always, Robyn Plume of Feathers.

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Charlo's avatar

let-them-fight.gif

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Erisian's avatar

"Donald Trump β€” the man who killed Roe v. Wade β€” has been trying to present himself as a moderate on abortion."

And this afternoon the Fulvous Flatulence proved he is a moderate [cough, gag, snort with derision] by announcing that he will be voting against Florida's ballot initiative codifying that abortion should be legal up to the time a fetus is viable.

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"post on Truth Social that his administration will be β€œgreat for women and their reproductive rights.”"

The Amber Ardipithecus ramidus ain't lyin' (as in L Y I N' Kamala), he will be great. He will relieve women of the stress of having to make any choices about reproductive rights and give that most difficult job to the men in their lives -- as it should be. In fact, he will remove any problems they might think they have, freeing them up to be barefoot, pregnant, and focused on serving her man as G-d intended.

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"accusing Democrats of supporting β€œpost-birth” abortion and infanticide, which is of course not a thing"

How can you even consider this as a non-event? It's a known fact that the Dems are all demons hellbent on decreasing the White American demographic through infanticide, making room for the 20 million illegal immigrants -- according to the statements coming from the Mango Malignancy and some in his inner circle (a number that would equal ~7% of the total US population) -- needed to fulfill the the Great Replacement project. Lucky for us, the WORMs (White Old RINO Men) will have none of this unChristian behavior.

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"β€œI urge all pro-lifers to come out right now and say β€˜President Trump, stand for life. President Trump, if you want the pro-life vote, fight for life,’” she said."

I have said this before, I'm saying it now, and I will continue to say it: when will the Right wingnuts finally realize that the Mango Malignancy is *not* POTUS, that America only has one POTUS at a time, and currently that is Pres Biden and not the disgraced and disgraceful ex-President who attempted an autogolpe to remain POTUS.

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"β€œYou know the pro-life vote is not owned,” she continued. β€œNobody owns the pro-life vote."

A glaring misnomer: pro-life. The RINOs are anti-abortion and *not* pro-life; once the baby is born they wash their hands of any concerns about what kind of life the infant will grow up and experience. The poor, the working poor, and the lower middle class don't deserve access to social safety nets; they have not paid in anywhere close to the amount of money they will need over the time required to raise a healthy, decently fed family. Nor are they on record of offering wingnut welfare to the Goldenrod Grotesqueness so he won't have to pay his own bills, so screw them.

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"we’re all supposed to be quiet little submissive church mice who never push politicians on our own side to act on issues that are important to us"

There is a simple explanation for this: today's politicos -- or at least those in the New GOP -- have decided that one of JFK's most famous quotes is bass ackwards. It should have been "Ask not what you can do for your country, rather ask what can your country do for you personally."

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"β€œI think the only β€˜foolish’ one is anybody dumb enough to continue donating to Lila Rose’s $14 million a year scam organization that uses donations for her quarter million dollar a year salary, self-serving galas and Lila’s own podcast appearances,” tweeted Ashley St. Clair"

IMO, Ms St Clair is sadly mistaken. The foolish ones are those that contribute to the Repub National Committee (another of the Sandstone Snowflake's personal piggybanks), directly to his reelection campaign or any PAC supporting the Cadmium Orange Cancer. They will get nothing in return outside the pleasure of living in a third world hermit kingdom should the MAGA oberster Fuhrer get reelected [turns head and spits three times between index and middle fingers].

fnord

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Rachael's avatar

Isn't she that nasty little grifter who claims to have survived an "abortion attempt" as a fetus?

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Tina Mouse's avatar

If she was pithed before birth that would explain alot.

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algore lactating's avatar

she's mistaking her life for charlie kelly's.

this isn't the first time she's done this.

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subterrene's avatar

Their turmoil is like a beautiful sunset, or the sweetest music... hahaaaaa

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AKLynne's avatar

"..because Eve eating the apple is all the science proof you need about our judgment." So what is Adam's excuse?

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UVB-76's avatar

Q: Who was the first fruit vendor?

A: Eve. She made Adam's banana stand.

Thank you, Mr. Pynchon.

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AKLynne's avatar

πŸ˜†

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oscarphile's avatar

"I won't vote for him if he supports abortion" vs. "I won't vote for him if he supports a ban"

His base vs. the numbers he needs to win

Love it

LOVE IT

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