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BarackMyWorld's avatar

Can't we just get BEYOND Thunderdome?

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

AIR IS FOR EARNERS!

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Pierre_de_Fermat's avatar

<i>...With perhaps Sarah Evita Palin as its token leader.</i> Token! You wish. She'll be dictatin' her word salads of nuttiness and everyone will be expected to follow along. After the Democrats are sent to the gulags, the show trials of the RINOs will begin.

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fuflans's avatar

HAHAHAHA I just heard some irish dude talking about HIS politicians and he said 'it's ok. If we talk about them we won't elect them the next time.'

HAHAHAHAHA

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

Careful mister. I'm a fat people. You come at me with a hungry look, I might just sit on you.

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

Well said...and I've often wondered about this. The top1% already have more money than they can spend between now and when the sun goes nova. What are they going to do with more? Then it dawns on me...it's not just about the money. Sure, it's great being rich, but it's even better if you're rich and know you're just BETTER than the other 99%. Enough with these silly idea of equality and the rights of man.

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

Slow roasting is always better.

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

"50 cents equals a vote"

And the people will rise up in righteous anger to which GOPCO will say, ok, ok...we'll raise it to $1 = 1 vote. There...we just cut their voting power in half.

And the people will say, "Ok...that sounds fair".

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PsycWench's avatar

Not bad with ranch dressing.

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Rarian Rakista's avatar

Women and children are healthier and thus make better meat than most men.

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fuflans's avatar

only the top 2% get to have nice things.

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Bourgeois Nerd's avatar

I'm glad you're back, Papa Bear. Jack and Riley are nice and all, but no one does seething rage/hopeless despair/whistling past the graveyard sarcasm at our inevitable collapse like you!

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chascates's avatar

It's <i>Lord of the Flies</i> writ large.

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

I just finished reading World War Z and the Zombie Apocalypse Handbook. Shall we compare thoughts?

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Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

The Republican talking point for 2011... Failure is Fun!

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