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Pat_Pending's avatar

Such a homo, that Perkins.

Janecita 🇵🇸🇾🇪's avatar

He would say "Tony, it's OK to be gay, you can come out of the closet now" . He would also tell him to man up and to stop being such a whiny little bitch already.

Royal Ugly Dude's avatar

a full-throated defense

*snicker*

Chris Grrr's avatar

I sense a possible lack of sincerity in your concern.

Chris Grrr's avatar

The sweetgreen icingflowing down...

Hardly Ideal's avatar

Gay rights are to blame for anti-Christian atrocities somewhere in Dirtfuckistan? Yeah, and a butterfly flapping its wings in Brazil caused a mass-shooting in Russia.

Something tells me that murderous lunatics around the world don't need US motivation to go do that voodoo that they do too well.

Chris Grrr's avatar

Appropriations? Huh?

WASHINGTON, D.C. – On Wednesday March 11th, Family Research Council President Tony Perkins will be testifying before the Senate Appropriates Subcommittee on State, Foreign Operations and Related Programs on the topic of "Protecting Religious Freedom Abroad."

So this has to do with foreign operations? State relations?

chicken thief's avatar

CIA* operation. If they told you, they'd have to kill you.

*Christian Interests Abroad

dshwa's avatar

Next, the republicans will invite the KKK to testify about how not being able to racially discriminate oppresses their freedom.

Hairstrike Alpha's avatar

Can the FRC find a way to turn an international issue involving real incidents of religious persecution into one whining about WASP persecution in America? You bet your ass they can because American WASP perseuction is the REAL persecution!

Villago Delenda Est  🇺🇦's avatar

Only "Christianity" exactly as interpreted by Tony Perkins qualifies as a protected religion under the First Amendment. Anything else (most certainly including the cult of Mary) is afforded no such protection at all.

That high pitched whirring sound you're hearing? Jefferson and Madison rotating at near-relativistic speeds in their graves.

sgt. jmk de la résistance's avatar

Do you think Miss Lindsey would let me testify before the subcommittee if I asked nicely on Twitter?

I'm good at whining, too... according to my mom.

Bared Bear's avatar

is he gritting his teeth in pain or pleasure? we homo buttsecksers wanna know.

Beaumarchais?'s avatar

Self-Loathing Post Colonialist 96%, Get-Me-Outa-Hereist 4%

L. Ron Pony  🇺🇦's avatar

They do not. Because they actually think they don't share intent with said groups.

L. Ron Pony  🇺🇦's avatar

How can they be downtrodden? I've never seen them at MY mega-church or country club!

-The Liar Tony Perkins