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Lot_49's avatar

You gotta do everything you can to help your car alarm business.

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Lot_49's avatar

I CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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The Quirk's avatar

Obviously, failing to exercise oversight was an oversight.

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fuflans's avatar

Darrell Issa bears a startling resemblance to maxwell smart.

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Shypixel's avatar

Are you saying that Sarah does her taxes on her hand? No wonder she has so much to fear...

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Shypixel's avatar

Timing. It's all about the timing.

See, that left hook is ok on its own, but you throw it as part of the one-two combo, and it'll knock a motherfucker out.

Issa isn't playing checkers, he's playing Parcheesi.

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Shypixel's avatar

Wait. A politician sat on information until it was politically expedient to act on it?

Mind? Blown.

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Shypixel's avatar

Barely Legal Chickenz?!!?

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Joshua Norton's avatar

<i>You’re desperately flailing about for years and years, trying to find just the right faux scandal to investigate so you can finally impeach President Obama</i>

And you've already tried to use the Yakuza, the Stonecutters, PETA, the Rosicrucians, ACORN, the Imperial War Council of Reptar Prime, and a Government Agency So Secret It Doesn't Even Have A Name And They Will Kill You A Lot If You Try To Name Them.

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Shypixel's avatar

E-I-E-I-Ewwww

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Shypixel's avatar

What Lizzie said, below. Not in Reply to your comment, but the comment after mine.

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Shypixel's avatar

Speaking strictly from a male perspective, if you whip it out, and it sticks, you need to go to the clinic...

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MonkeyMotion's avatar

Prediction: Issa will claim his knowledge of the investigation was "totally different" from the Administration's. Therefore, impeach. (Call me Kreskin.)

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Shypixel's avatar

Or he'll claim it was written using some arcane and unintelligible language.

You know, what we call "Facts"

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Shypixel's avatar

You go to the press with the facts you want to have, not the facts you have.

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