Don't you just hate when this happens? You're desperately flailing about for years and years, trying to find just the right faux scandal to investigate so you can finally impeach President Obama (calm down, Jason Chaffetz, no, it isn't time yet ). Maybe it will be the fake-but-real birth certificate. Maybe it will be a rumor that he fathered TWO BLACK CHILDREN. Maybe it will be Benghazi, sorry, we mean BENGHAZIIII!!!!1! Maybe it will be how the IRS investimagated groups of radicals who wave their guns around in public, threatening to not pay their taxes and bring down the whole gubmint, before granting them a special "you don't have to pay taxes because you are SO SPECIAL" waiver, and since the president probably knew about it all along, he must be investimagated and probably also impeached.
<i>You&rsquo;re desperately flailing about for years and years, trying to find just the right faux scandal to investigate so you can finally impeach President Obama</i>
And you&#039;ve already tried to use the Yakuza, the Stonecutters, PETA, the Rosicrucians, ACORN, the Imperial War Council of Reptar Prime, and a Government Agency So Secret It Doesn&#039;t Even Have A Name And They Will Kill You A Lot If You Try To Name Them.
Prediction: Issa will claim his knowledge of the investigation was &quot;totally different&quot; from the Administration&#039;s. Therefore, impeach. (Call me Kreskin.)
You gotta do everything you can to help your car alarm business.
I CAN&#039;T HANDLE THE TRUTH!
Obviously, failing to exercise oversight was an oversight.
Darrell Issa bears a startling resemblance to maxwell smart.
Are you saying that Sarah does her taxes on her hand? No wonder she has so much to fear...
Timing. It&#039;s all about the timing.
See, that left hook is ok on its own, but you throw it as part of the one-two combo, and it&#039;ll knock a motherfucker out.
Issa isn&#039;t playing checkers, he&#039;s playing Parcheesi.
Wait. A politician sat on information until it was politically expedient to act on it?
Mind? Blown.
Barely Legal Chickenz?!!?
<i>You&rsquo;re desperately flailing about for years and years, trying to find just the right faux scandal to investigate so you can finally impeach President Obama</i>
And you&#039;ve already tried to use the Yakuza, the Stonecutters, PETA, the Rosicrucians, ACORN, the Imperial War Council of Reptar Prime, and a Government Agency So Secret It Doesn&#039;t Even Have A Name And They Will Kill You A Lot If You Try To Name Them.
E-I-E-I-Ewwww
What Lizzie said, below. Not in Reply to your comment, but the comment after mine.
Speaking strictly from a male perspective, if you whip it out, and it sticks, you need to go to the clinic...
Prediction: Issa will claim his knowledge of the investigation was &quot;totally different&quot; from the Administration&#039;s. Therefore, impeach. (Call me Kreskin.)
Or he&#039;ll claim it was written using some arcane and unintelligible language.
You know, what we call &quot;Facts&quot;
You go to the press with the facts you want to have, not the facts you have.