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Lot_49's avatar

You gotta do everything you can to help your car alarm business.

Lot_49's avatar

I CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH!

The Quirk's avatar

Obviously, failing to exercise oversight was an oversight.

fuflans's avatar

Darrell Issa bears a startling resemblance to maxwell smart.

Shypixel's avatar

Are you saying that Sarah does her taxes on her hand? No wonder she has so much to fear...

Shypixel's avatar

Timing. It's all about the timing.

See, that left hook is ok on its own, but you throw it as part of the one-two combo, and it'll knock a motherfucker out.

Issa isn't playing checkers, he's playing Parcheesi.

Shypixel's avatar

Wait. A politician sat on information until it was politically expedient to act on it?

Mind? Blown.

Shypixel's avatar

Barely Legal Chickenz?!!?

Joshua Norton's avatar

<i>You’re desperately flailing about for years and years, trying to find just the right faux scandal to investigate so you can finally impeach President Obama</i>

And you've already tried to use the Yakuza, the Stonecutters, PETA, the Rosicrucians, ACORN, the Imperial War Council of Reptar Prime, and a Government Agency So Secret It Doesn't Even Have A Name And They Will Kill You A Lot If You Try To Name Them.

Shypixel's avatar

What Lizzie said, below. Not in Reply to your comment, but the comment after mine.

Shypixel's avatar

Speaking strictly from a male perspective, if you whip it out, and it sticks, you need to go to the clinic...

MonkeyMotion's avatar

Prediction: Issa will claim his knowledge of the investigation was "totally different" from the Administration's. Therefore, impeach. (Call me Kreskin.)

Shypixel's avatar

Or he'll claim it was written using some arcane and unintelligible language.

You know, what we call "Facts"

Shypixel's avatar

You go to the press with the facts you want to have, not the facts you have.