Hey-o! Looks like, once again, sexxxy dreamboat John "Whisky Dick" Boehner has failed to achieve "lift-off"! In this case, once again, he has tried to placate the even-most-batshit of his brethren and then failed to pass his own bill, in his own caucus. And it looks like (maybe!) we will finally be able to answer the age-old question, "When did the Republicans stop beating their wife?"
They understand. They just don't give a tinker's damn about it. Which sums up Republican philosophy on just about everything, come to think of it.
All Republican women carry loaded guns so they don’t have that pesky problem of getting beat up by their hubbys. Everyone else is asking for it.
(There should be another simile when someone&#039;s <i>deliberately</i> out of the loop...)
Actual anthropological research indicates the Cro Mags and Neanderthals were fucking all over the place, and our DNA is loaded w/ theirs.
Long live the King In Yellow!
⬠Groovin&#039; in the red, white and blue-woo-woo-<i>wooooo</i>! âª
They&#039;d have to be Muslin sheep.
AOTK
Violence against men is already frowned upon. As is violence against white women by black men.
Republicans are not sure we should expand these concepts beyond what the Founders intended.
&quot;Mama, Weer All Crazee Now&quot; ?
(Whoops, memory corruption. That&#039;s not from Alice.)
Boehner offers him a <i>damp</i> hanky.
You better do some serious Navel gazing before posting that.
Pharaoh?
Beer googlez?
Neville Chamberlain?
<i>&quot;The House has passed the Senate version of VAWA, 286-138.&quot;</i>
138 Congressmen voted No. I have no doubt they&#039;d vote for transvaginal ultrasound probes as part of their support for VAW.
They understand. They just don&#039;t give a tinker&#039;s damn about it. Which sums up Republican philosophy on just about everything, come to think of it.
All Republican women carry loaded guns so they don&rsquo;t have that pesky problem of getting beat up by their hubbys. Everyone else is asking for it.