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"You might wonder how Republicans can possibly maintain their already slim House majority when they are so incompetent they can’t even elect a speaker. Well, that’s easy. They just plan to cheat."

"The same thing we do EVERY night, I mean election, Pinky!"

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I don't want Dok to ban me again, so I'll just say that Republicans ruin everything.

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Couldn't someone take this to a circuit court? Why does the NC supreme court get the final say? Or is it too late to redraw the districts before the 2024 election?

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Also these assholes aren't chasing me out of this state. I like it here.

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Seconded. As much as gerrymandering really chaps my ass, and how do we ever return from it?

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I wish I'd said meaner things to Rep. Cotham when we got booted out of the House chamber.

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Family in Wilmington and New Bern NC were all like: Move (from NYC!) down here—it's wonderful! "Darling I love you, but give me Park Avenue..."

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Yup. We fucked here. Look hard to other states to save democracy cuz we are now too busy reviving the Confederacy and rounding up all the uteruses. Gonna be great...

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example number eleventy how Republicans don't care for representation or democracy.

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Asheville, one of the most hippie/punk/lefty communities in the nation, will have a Republican rep (or two) . . . that probably tells you all you need to know . . . somebody once said of Islamic fundamentalists running for office: they view democracy like toilet paper - use it once and throw it away . . .

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The only possible silver lining here would be a Democratic backlash in statewide elections to win both Senate seats and vote for a Democratic president. It’s not fair to the Democrats that live in NC but if you can’t get out the vote to win the statewide elections it’s never going to change.

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That’s it. I’ve officially lost it

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And the QOP would have a shit hemorrhage if the Dems pulled the same shit in Blue states.

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DO ITttttTTTt!!!

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New York state has entered the chat.

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As has Illinois.

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And of course, the Freedom to Vote Act, which has anti-gerrymandering provisions, is languishing in committee. 2024 is so much more than Biden vs. PAB, it's fascism vs. democracy. I need to get the message through to people but it is a steep hill to climb when addressing this to the people I am in contact with.

https://legiscan.com/US/bill/HB11/2023

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They also carved out a nice district for gender traitor Tricia Cotham.

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What if a predominantly white ethnic plutocracy sabotaged democracy to maintain an illegitimate hold on political power?

Let's watch...

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What if? It's been happening for decades.

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We’re soaking in it

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That's a deep cut.

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Oh... oh no...

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Really nothing new here - the southern states have been gerrymandering themselves into impregnable GOP strongholds since the early 70s

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