Imagine this on MONEY. So, about that big Donald Trump sausage party last night, the one that Carly Fiorina crashed like a common girl who doesn't know how to read a "NO GIRLS ALLOWED" sign on the side of a treehouse? Yeah, that thing. So, at the end of the (VERY LONG, FUCK YOU CNN) debate, it was time for the silly dumb section, which was somehow sillier and dumber than the preceding THREE FUCKING HOURS, and one of the questions was, "Name us a lady that you like that might want to have on the $10 bill." The candidates
Trump had his tongue so far up Fiorinis ass, that she would have had big orgaz, if he had wanted her on the ten - then he could have offered her that there ten for some hot sexy time under the podium
At first, I thought Carly said "secretary" and I thought, "Whoa, she's gonna get slammed by those who prefer "administrative assistant!" Then I realized she was talking about a horse. Little girls love horses. I know I did.
Is it just me, or does anyone else think Cruz looks just like Albert DeSalvo? Man, when he stared into the camera (sooo sincerely), it just creeped me out.
jeb? is a fucking moron. Thatcher? Pick Golda Mayer, you'll pick up more votes asshole!
I thought the half pint of vodka was our national bird?
Nah, it's Fannie the Fister
I think Maggie Thatcher has received the perfect tribute already.
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First casualty in the War On Easter.
Trump had his tongue so far up Fiorinis ass, that she would have had big orgaz, if he had wanted her on the ten - then he could have offered her that there ten for some hot sexy time under the podium
Sarah Palin voting?
Check the expiration date on those eggs. Man.
They could have put her on the stretcher face up.
That's just the rest of Sacagawea they couldn't fit on the $1 coin.
If only the Gipper had been as brave as Jenner.
I follow her on Twitter. The woman is a national fucking treasure.*
*pun intended
Did Scott Walker say something not stupid or evil? I'm confused right now.
At first, I thought Carly said "secretary" and I thought, "Whoa, she's gonna get slammed by those who prefer "administrative assistant!" Then I realized she was talking about a horse. Little girls love horses. I know I did.
Is it just me, or does anyone else think Cruz looks just like Albert DeSalvo? Man, when he stared into the camera (sooo sincerely), it just creeped me out.
Repubs would say that belongs on the $3.