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Ryan Denniston's avatar

jeb? is a fucking moron. Thatcher? Pick Golda Mayer, you'll pick up more votes asshole!

ahughes798's avatar

I thought the half pint of vodka was our national bird?

Magyar Has Had It!'s avatar

Nah, it's Fannie the Fister

UnsaltedSinner's avatar

I think Maggie Thatcher has received the perfect tribute already.

https://www.youtube.com/wat...

Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

First casualty in the War On Easter.

azeyote's avatar

Trump had his tongue so far up Fiorinis ass, that she would have had big orgaz, if he had wanted her on the ten - then he could have offered her that there ten for some hot sexy time under the podium

DahBoner's avatar

Sarah Palin voting?

DahBoner's avatar

Check the expiration date on those eggs. Man.

CRISPR_Cas9's avatar

They could have put her on the stretcher face up.

CRISPR_Cas9's avatar

That's just the rest of Sacagawea they couldn't fit on the $1 coin.

CRISPR_Cas9's avatar

If only the Gipper had been as brave as Jenner.

marxalot's avatar

I follow her on Twitter. The woman is a national fucking treasure.*

*pun intended

ThanksSatan's avatar

Did Scott Walker say something not stupid or evil? I'm confused right now.

Putty's avatar

At first, I thought Carly said "secretary" and I thought, "Whoa, she's gonna get slammed by those who prefer "administrative assistant!" Then I realized she was talking about a horse. Little girls love horses. I know I did.

Putty's avatar

Is it just me, or does anyone else think Cruz looks just like Albert DeSalvo? Man, when he stared into the camera (sooo sincerely), it just creeped me out.

Putty's avatar

Repubs would say that belongs on the $3.