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I know I'm still waiting by the wardrobe for any sign of Narnia.

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A circus cart might so the trick...just make sure you take the bears out first (or don't).

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So that's why they're taking so long. Now, about that "humane invention" of Mssr Guillotine, when will that be ready?

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ROTFL! Hey, Dok, got a troll here.

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Oh, look! Equifax just dropped a ski and is slaloming.

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only some days?

[ what do you think on the other days? . . . real human skin? ]

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. . . and if you miss a payment, i will own your balls.

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since the Democrats won't use it, who do you suggest?

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We're just printing up the safety labels now. Hmm... Monday?

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that goes way beyond genuine frontier gibberish . . . that's fucking babbling . . . or

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To everyone in this micro-threadlet: You know what isn't helping? Relitigating the 2016 primary.

-- Dok Zoom, Yr Friendly Neighborhood Comments Moderator

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To everyone in this sub-threadlet: You know what isn't helping? Relitigating the 2016 primary.

-- Dok Zoom, Yr Friendly Neighborhood Comments Moderator

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To everyone in this micro-threadlet: You know what isn't helping? Relitigating the 2016 primary.

-- Dok Zoom, Yr Friendly Neighborhood Comments Moderator

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To everyone in this micro-threadlet: You know what isn't helping? Relitigating the 2016 primary. And calling other Wonkers trolls.

-- Dok Zoom, Yr Friendly Neighborhood Comments Moderator

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Great! So, about delivery, 1600 PA Ave, or the Capital?

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I'm just afraid that when the tumbrels come, we'll be the contents.

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