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Vel Venturi's avatar

I know I'm still waiting by the wardrobe for any sign of Narnia.

JohnC44's avatar

A circus cart might so the trick...just make sure you take the bears out first (or don't).

whitroth's avatar

So that's why they're taking so long. Now, about that "humane invention" of Mssr Guillotine, when will that be ready?

whitroth's avatar

ROTFL! Hey, Dok, got a troll here.

Bigdaddyvike's avatar

Oh, look! Equifax just dropped a ski and is slaloming.

willi0000000's avatar

only some days?

[ what do you think on the other days? . . . real human skin? ]

willi0000000's avatar

. . . and if you miss a payment, i will own your balls.

willi0000000's avatar

since the Democrats won't use it, who do you suggest?

L. Ron Pony  🇺🇦's avatar

We're just printing up the safety labels now. Hmm... Monday?

willi0000000's avatar

that goes way beyond genuine frontier gibberish . . . that's fucking babbling . . . or

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doktorzoom's avatar

To everyone in this micro-threadlet: You know what isn't helping? Relitigating the 2016 primary.

-- Dok Zoom, Yr Friendly Neighborhood Comments Moderator

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To everyone in this sub-threadlet: You know what isn't helping? Relitigating the 2016 primary.

-- Dok Zoom, Yr Friendly Neighborhood Comments Moderator

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To everyone in this micro-threadlet: You know what isn't helping? Relitigating the 2016 primary.

-- Dok Zoom, Yr Friendly Neighborhood Comments Moderator

doktorzoom's avatar

To everyone in this micro-threadlet: You know what isn't helping? Relitigating the 2016 primary. And calling other Wonkers trolls.

-- Dok Zoom, Yr Friendly Neighborhood Comments Moderator

whitroth's avatar

Great! So, about delivery, 1600 PA Ave, or the Capital?

mailman27's avatar

I'm just afraid that when the tumbrels come, we'll be the contents.