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L. Ron Pony  πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦'s avatar

Problem with the Chinese rockets is, half an hour after you finish one orbit you're ready for another one.

L. Ron Pony  πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦'s avatar

I was thinking the same thing.'Oops, sorry guys, we accidentally pointed the Hubble DOWN instead of UP.'

L. Ron Pony  πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦'s avatar

Ever notice how there's a certain kind of person (Let's just move to Mars! Let's all become Cybermen!) who thinks that the best solution to serious problems is to run away from them?

L. Ron Pony  πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦'s avatar

Pfft, what do operational pilots know about what's best? You'll take those F-35s and like it, Mister!

L. Ron Pony  πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦'s avatar

But on the other hand, they'd only be able to orbit to the left.

L. Ron Pony  πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦'s avatar

That should be the answer to every question. About everything.

L. Ron Pony  πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦'s avatar

This is a job for DUCK DYNASTY! IN THE 24th AND A HALF... CENTURY!

L. Ron Pony  πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦'s avatar

If you have lakes of molten lead as well I know where I'LL be come July!

Hardly Ideal's avatar

I'd be all for that except for one tiny problem.

Hardly Ideal's avatar

My bad, though Dok is still a filthy commie Nazi who hates America and apple pie and the Palins.

William C Crain's avatar

w/ two family members in NASA and NSF (in DC) i gotta wonder why more of them aren't at least a little pissed! i sense its a big yawn from the Science community. At least you have some kind of Eye appeal :)

josephKing's avatar

Yeah, right, 'cause these people do noble things with the money they're given http://www.examiner.com/art... NOT!

josephKing's avatar

Did you come up with those cool insulting terms all by your little 'ole self or did your 2nd grade nephew help you out? They add great credence to your 'points'!