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Johnny Pez's avatar

Marco Rubio would like to take this opportunity to remind you why you weren't planning to vote for him.

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Holly - Lima Charlie's avatar

Religion is a wondrous fairy tail wrapped in a mystics blanket and carried by the rainbow colored unicorn.

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accidental housewife's avatar

That can be a tough place to get to, but it's really the best way to deal with losing a pet. We finally had to have our 20 year old cat put to sleep in October, and the only reason I don't cry every day is the memory of what a great, special cat she was.

I'm so sorry, Hutch.

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Saxo the Grammarian's avatar

"How long have you been a black quarterback?" -- asked of Doug Williams at the Super Bowl, 1987.

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accidental housewife's avatar

I had breakfast with him this morning.

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Questionable Whackelpudding's avatar

Thank you for posting that! I had never seen it.

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therblig's avatar

back in, i think, the 60's, she had a television special consisting of skits and musical numbers. i only remember seeing it once, but for some reason, i've always remembered this one.

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OrdinaryJoe's avatar

I am a life long Bronco fan. I went home that night after the '87 Supe thinking the NFL had one too many black quarterbacks named Williams. ;) (Bonus points if you know who Marlon Briscoe was.)

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OrdinaryJoe's avatar

Barry's elections are proof they are in the new minority. And they are terrified of that fact. They live in fear somebody will do unto them as they have done unto others.

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Incoming Ham's avatar

Different missiles. I'm sure you're OK...

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therblig's avatar

and you'll never go hungry because of the sand which is there.

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therblig's avatar

jeez hands?

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therblig's avatar

and crushin' on voldemoose

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Mehmeisterjr's avatar

Jeb won't be satisfied until Obama kisses a Saudi Prince on the lips and shoves in his tongue? I wonder why.

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Mehmeisterjr's avatar

That was David Susskind as the straight man, right?

I'm not sure how far back this gag goes. Late 1937, perhaps? I first heard it on an LP with the British actress Eleanor Bird and the punchline was, "I'm sorry, I don't see what the problem is with this relationship."

BTW, in my LA days, I had a brief personal encounter with Anne Bancroft and she was the soul of graciousness.

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