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Marco Rubio would like to take this opportunity to remind you why you weren't planning to vote for him.

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Religion is a wondrous fairy tail wrapped in a mystics blanket and carried by the rainbow colored unicorn.

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That can be a tough place to get to, but it's really the best way to deal with losing a pet. We finally had to have our 20 year old cat put to sleep in October, and the only reason I don't cry every day is the memory of what a great, special cat she was.

I'm so sorry, Hutch.

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"How long have you been a black quarterback?" -- asked of Doug Williams at the Super Bowl, 1987.

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I had breakfast with him this morning.

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Thank you for posting that! I had never seen it.

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back in, i think, the 60's, she had a television special consisting of skits and musical numbers. i only remember seeing it once, but for some reason, i've always remembered this one.

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I am a life long Bronco fan. I went home that night after the '87 Supe thinking the NFL had one too many black quarterbacks named Williams. ;) (Bonus points if you know who Marlon Briscoe was.)

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Barry's elections are proof they are in the new minority. And they are terrified of that fact. They live in fear somebody will do unto them as they have done unto others.

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Different missiles. I'm sure you're OK...

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and you'll never go hungry because of the sand which is there.

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jeez hands?

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and crushin' on voldemoose

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Jeb won't be satisfied until Obama kisses a Saudi Prince on the lips and shoves in his tongue? I wonder why.

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That was David Susskind as the straight man, right?

I'm not sure how far back this gag goes. Late 1937, perhaps? I first heard it on an LP with the British actress Eleanor Bird and the punchline was, "I'm sorry, I don't see what the problem is with this relationship."

BTW, in my LA days, I had a brief personal encounter with Anne Bancroft and she was the soul of graciousness.

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