Some days we almost feel sorry for John Boehner, what with having to herd the feral cat farm that is the House Republican caucus while simultaneously convincing the Beltway’s Very Serious People that he, too, is a Very Serious Person who wants to Get Things Done and Has Ideas and Jobs, Jobs, Jobs.
Didn't Reagan give all the illegals Amnesty?
It's not a fruitless gesture if an orange is the plaintiff.
Finally! This will really create tons of new jobs all over America!*
*For wealthy, conservative lawyers who know full well this will go nowhere but to the billing department of their firm(s).
Remember that scene in Little Nicky with Hitler and the pineapples? Maybe if the pineapple was REALLLLY big it might be almost as bad.
Cue Meghan Trainor?
Nah. None of these grand standing jerk offs are that smart. It's all sound and fury and flag fapping.