Of all the names we have called Republicans in our time writing for this mommyblog -- fish-lipped poop goblins, crusty fuck-socks, bipedal tubs of butter, Republicans -- there is one label we have never had the decency to grant them: People! Now a PR firm from Texas wants to change that with this
Protip, goobers: when our jaws drop and we say "that's inhuman", that doesn't reflect our judgment on what species you belong to.
I'm intrigued by that white guy at the end - the grinning as he stands in front of the Fires of Hell, over the tagline "Republicans Are People Who Care." So, is he Satan or just an employee at a crematorium?
Either way, that's my official favorite image on the Internet.
Republicans are people who re-registered Democrat about 12 years ago when the party moved towards batshit-crazy. #Imanex-republican
And the GOP, as always, is defending the status quo.
And Parisite.
Protip, goobers: when our jaws drop and we say "that's inhuman", that doesn't reflect our judgment on what species you belong to.
They are people, and they are also assholes. With easily-hurt feelings, apparently.
I, too, want to both live and give.
you win my internet
Republican?
Not welfare welfare, wingnut welfare!
And a website, to share your stories of being "Republican"...
OMG. That is brilliant. How I love Al Franken!
Rock-ribbed, too.
Which they tried to defund, so probably not. More likely the theme song from the Pop-Tarts Educational Hour for Tiny Tots.
They were smart for not including any policy or platform information whatsoever.
So, you're saying he's a Republican.
Republicans: the only cyborgs not based on science.
I'm intrigued by that white guy at the end - the grinning as he stands in front of the Fires of Hell, over the tagline "Republicans Are People Who Care." So, is he Satan or just an employee at a crematorium?
Either way, that's my official favorite image on the Internet.