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Descartes, Descartes, was a drunken old fart; I drink, therefore I am.

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... what welds? I was under the impression those ugly-ass Trump highrise towers were all poured concrete, being as how everything Donald does is cheap and tacky. "Just spray paint it gold and it will look classy!"

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At least Scott Walker wasn't around to tell us that the minimum wage is lame, man.

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Funny/not funny how they all support multimillion$ pay for execs cuz that gets "the best", but us proles don't deserve even cost-of-living increases.Ahh, who needs rent monies anyway?

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Who needs food?

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Right, that should be "fewer philosophers" however "less philosophy". But Republicanism is really no tabout concrete things like welding, it's more an airy-fairy philosophy about how I got mine so why can't you get yours?

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I prefer "On-grill ground-product doneness technician" myself.

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Think so? Which ones do you think might know about that?

This is a serious question. I cannot imagine any of them know it.

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I suspect that more welding is done in the auto industry than anywhere else, and if I remember correctly (and I do), the Republican standardbearer in 2012 thought it would have been better to let that one die.

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I learned something as a senior in college. From a philosophy instructor.

Just because you can't follow a philosophical argument, it doesn't mean you're a worthless dope, or even a failure. No gotchyas. No overbearing superiority. A "C," which was a gift. Taught me not to look down on people who are even dumber than I am. Unless, of course, they are willfully ignorant.

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Not the machines that will replace us, that's for sure! :O

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Down with the Eggheads! Up with the Yolk!

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For what it's worth, I think this rube is going to get the nomination. No way Trump or Carson will get it. Rube has panache, and that's all the R party needs. His browness will only reinforce their claim that they care about minorities.

The R's wil, yet again, have to hold their collective noses and vote for him. Unfortunately, he still wont beat a Hillz/Bern-Bern/Hillz ticket

:)

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Ain't no fortune teller, tryin' to be a nice fellaAin't no astrologer, tryin' to be a philosopherAin't no politician just worryin' 'bout the world's conditionJust got the soul, lordy here's my prescription

--Dr. John

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Rubio continued his beat-down of that nerd Plato with the prominent philosopher, uh welder, uh nincompoop Brian Kilmeade. “Plato would have been so much more successful if he had just welded and stopped yapping about his philosophy,” said professional yapper Kilmeade.

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