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Since those appear to be prison tatts on his face, he is probably a felon and therfore shouldn't be allowed to legally own a gun, right? she said hesitantly and with some hope.

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[Raises hand] What about MEEEE?

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Perhaps you could put a bag over his head. "Anyone who peeks at my client's face is cheating!"

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Related to <a href="http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch\?v=Q34z5dCmC4M" target="_blank">le chat Henri?</a>

h/t allo-pusher

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Waving firearms around really help to instill fear in the little ones. A warning shot blowing Barbie in half would be even better.

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Step on a crack, momma's gonna put a cap in your ass.

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I always wonder what kind of job people with face tattoos have. I mean, there's only so many openings for pot farm night watchmen.

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