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Disagreeing with me counts as posing an imminent threat of deadly harm to my life or property. Obviously.

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That was close! They coulda been texting out there by that shed!

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You can read about this stuff, and read, <a href="http:\/\/tinyurl.com\/klkjzy9" target="_blank">and read and read and read.</a>

And if that isn't enough, you can <a href="http:\/\/nocera.blogs.nytimes.com\/2014\/01\/27\/weekend-gun-report-january-24-26-2014\/" target="_blank">read some more.</a>

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To be fair, at 50 yards, he probably couldn't see the Skittles.

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How could you forget that guns don't kill people?*

(*Bullets do.)

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Because they know that with mental health restrictions, we really will be taking away their guns.

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Rodney "Murdering Coward" Black.

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I didn't call you Roddy-Baby, did I sweetie?

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Oh look, it fell right over.

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I have no snark.

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Thanks, Obama!

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Meanwhile, in North Carolina: <a href="http://www.nytimes.com/2014..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://www.nytimes.com/2014/01/28/us/charlotte-po...">http://www.nytimes.com/2014...

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I thought it was universal healthcare. And marriage equality. Now you're telling me there's something else too?!?!

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Fucking guns, how do they work?

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The real surprise here is that the shooter was arrested and charged with murder less than a week after the shooting. In some parts of Florida, that would get the sheriff impeached.

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