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Lefty Mark's avatar

Disagreeing with me counts as posing an imminent threat of deadly harm to my life or property. Obviously.

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Rabbit_Rebozo's avatar

That was close! They coulda been texting out there by that shed!

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π”…π”’π”’π”©π”·π”’π”Ÿπ”²π”Ÿπ”Ÿπ”ž's avatar

You can read about this stuff, and read, <a href="http:\/\/tinyurl.com\/klkjzy9" target="_blank">and read and read and read.</a>

And if that isn't enough, you can <a href="http:\/\/nocera.blogs.nytimes.com\/2014\/01\/27\/weekend-gun-report-january-24-26-2014\/" target="_blank">read some more.</a>

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π”…π”’π”’π”©π”·π”’π”Ÿπ”²π”Ÿπ”Ÿπ”ž's avatar

To be fair, at 50 yards, he probably couldn't see the Skittles.

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π”…π”’π”’π”©π”·π”’π”Ÿπ”²π”Ÿπ”Ÿπ”ž's avatar

How could you forget that guns don't kill people?*

(*Bullets do.)

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π”…π”’π”’π”©π”·π”’π”Ÿπ”²π”Ÿπ”Ÿπ”ž's avatar

Because they know that with mental health restrictions, we really will be taking away their guns.

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bobbert's avatar

Rodney "Murdering Coward" Black.

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Msgr MΞ©ment classic β˜‘οΈ's avatar

I didn't call you Roddy-Baby, did I sweetie?

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

Oh look, it fell right over.

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

I have no snark.

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Chris Grrr's avatar

Thanks, Obama!

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malsperanza's avatar

Meanwhile, in North Carolina: <a href="http://www.nytimes.com/2014..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://www.nytimes.com/2014/01/28/us/charlotte-po...">http://www.nytimes.com/2014...

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Lefty Mark's avatar

I thought it was universal healthcare. And marriage equality. Now you're telling me there's something else too?!?!

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Msgr MΞ©ment classic β˜‘οΈ's avatar

Fucking guns, how do they work?

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ViveLaProtestPayments's avatar

The real surprise here is that the shooter was arrested and charged with murder less than a week after the shooting. In some parts of Florida, that would get the sheriff impeached.

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