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TundraGrifter's avatar

So Sadie Bell wanted a pearl necklace and got a pearl pendant.

A seed pearl pendant.

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Vienna Woods's avatar

Atrox Monad Physis Antares

What in hell sort of name is that?

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Vienna Woods's avatar

That is seriously cool.

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Good_Gawd_Yall - Unperson's avatar

So at the big redneck party the guy who's renovating my house went to this weekend, there was some friendly gun-handlin' engaged in, because rednecks, and the guy's brother exercised his right to get shot to death. Which is a right we all share, now. Unless we stay in the house with the door locked at all times, assuming there is no one in the house with a gun.

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

Sounds like in this case Sadie Bell was the one with the money shot

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

we also had a nine year old girl get shot during a road rage incident <a href="http://www.azcentral.com/st..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://www.azcentral.com/story/news/arizona/2014/...">http://www.azcentral.com/st...

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

If only his balls were armed?

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The Quirk's avatar

EeeeYep. 'Bout what I've come to expect.

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Martini Glambassador's avatar

Yup, and they are doing a "bang-up" job of thinning their own herd. I hope no innocents get caught in the cross-fire.

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MonkeyMotion's avatar

<i>Mark Ramiro and friend Darnell Mitchell decided last week to videotape themselves testing out the awesome stopping power of a bulletproof vest.</i>

The Darwin Awards are gonna need a separate "Guns" category this year.

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Fitzgerald Chesterfield's avatar

Always test the bulletproof vest on an apple before you try it on yourself.

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