Another day, another Responsible Gun Owner from Florida. This time it's Lauren Tannehill, sometimes model and wife of Miami Dolphins one-quarter of a back Ryan Tannehill, who rented a Nissan Rogue earlier this month and took it home, then decided she'd rather have a different model of car and drove back to the airport to exchange it. Oh, bummer she left something behind in the car -- these things happen -- so she called the rental agency and described what the missing bag looked like, but not its contents, a semiautomatic AR-15 rifle. You know, nobody's business, really. It's not like anyone was going to open it or anything.
When Eric Holder lost* a gun, Darrell Issa came in his pants. _________________________ * technically, guns legally purchased with cash by private citizens who handed them over to drug dealers in Mexico. There oughta be a law.
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Note to self: look up &quot;cockle warmer&quot; on UrbanDictionary.com.
Then look for a guy trying to find a cigarette on the floor of his mom&#039;s car at his own house.
Guns don&#039;t kill people; Yo-Yo Ma kills people. With his cello.
But do they produce more jobs than ladies&#039; hoohaws?
She looks kinda Fast and Furious with that gun.
When Eric Holder lost* a gun, Darrell Issa came in his pants. _________________________ * technically, guns legally purchased with cash by private citizens who handed them over to drug dealers in Mexico. There oughta be a law.
Holder may now try the &quot;misplaced&quot; defense.
As usual, Lauren Tannehill was dressed to kill. Next time, please lose the dress instead.
Well I certainly hope the NRA has a fund set up to help this poor weapon deal with it&#039;s abandonment issues.