Another day, another Responsible Gun Owner from Florida.
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Note to self: look up &quot;cockle warmer&quot; on UrbanDictionary.com.
Then look for a guy trying to find a cigarette on the floor of his mom&#039;s car at his own house.
Guns don&#039;t kill people; Yo-Yo Ma kills people. With his cello.
But do they produce more jobs than ladies&#039; hoohaws?
She looks kinda Fast and Furious with that gun.
When Eric Holder lost* a gun, Darrell Issa came in his pants. _________________________ * technically, guns legally purchased with cash by private citizens who handed them over to drug dealers in Mexico. There oughta be a law.
Holder may now try the &quot;misplaced&quot; defense.
As usual, Lauren Tannehill was dressed to kill. Next time, please lose the dress instead.
Well I certainly hope the NRA has a fund set up to help this poor weapon deal with it&#039;s abandonment issues.
<a href="http:\/\/happynicetimepeople.com\/cormac-mccarthy-handgun-vagina-also-aliens\/" target="_blank">Ahem.</a>
Note to self: look up &quot;cockle warmer&quot; on UrbanDictionary.com.
Then look for a guy trying to find a cigarette on the floor of his mom&#039;s car at his own house.
Guns don&#039;t kill people; Yo-Yo Ma kills people. With his cello.
But do they produce more jobs than ladies&#039; hoohaws?
She looks kinda Fast and Furious with that gun.
When Eric Holder lost* a gun, Darrell Issa came in his pants. _________________________ * technically, guns legally purchased with cash by private citizens who handed them over to drug dealers in Mexico. There oughta be a law.
Holder may now try the &quot;misplaced&quot; defense.
As usual, Lauren Tannehill was dressed to kill. Next time, please lose the dress instead.
Well I certainly hope the NRA has a fund set up to help this poor weapon deal with it&#039;s abandonment issues.