Rest Easy, America: Osama bin Ladens All Found!

Ohio crackpot Thomas Potter doesn't believe the government's official story of what happened on 9/11, and to prove his point, he found three listings for "Usama bin Laden" in an internet phone book.

Now, Potter says the government owes him the massive reward it promises to anyone with information leading to the capture of Osama bin Laden.

"I understand that the FBI is offering $25 million," Potter wrote in an e-mail to the Department of Justice, alerting them to his findings. "I would like to know if the reward is tax free and if I could please receive it in cash."

Ha ha, what a joker. One bin Laden works for Fox, naturally, one lives in Tennessee, and one works right around the corner from us in Bethesda.

Of course, the Fox dude and the Bethesda software corporation denied even knowing that the world's most dangerous terrorist was on their payrolls. In another fun twist, the father of the guy from the software group is on the board of the Prince Group, which owns Blackwater, the "private security contractors" who actually run the securable portions of Iraq right now.

All hail Thomas Potter, true American hero!

 Internet Absurdity: Bin Laden Listed at FOX Headquarters [The Blotter]