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I always thought Herr Boner was orange because of a failing liver. Maybe it's normal now because he discovered the magic of God's Flowers.

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Unfortunately, that is not possible. President Obama has leased his time machine to the TV show Timeless and until the series is cancelled, (which may be real soon), that particular unit is unavailable.

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Guys, it's okay! I already bought a farmhouse in the country in anticipation of the complete collapse of my retirement account (and the whole country). We can all bunker down here and learn to grow... sheep or whatever.

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The largest coin is the "waffle"

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Kirkland vodka is distilled as much as Grey Goose.

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I thought that series will already have been cancelled soon enough to prevent paradox.

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Before St. Ronnie Raygun started on his mission to destroy our middle class and kick the poor in the nads, the USA was the world's largest creditor nation. Fuck Reagan and his rotting corpse.

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It has been surprisingly hanging on, although I suspect they already know when "it's time to go".

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Trump has gotten trade wars and thumb wars mixed up again.

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and that's the end of him right?

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Well, his dick is the size of a thumb so there's that.

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Like serious drug addicts, they will endure pain for the sake of the next high. You'll just have to outvote them. Also, support efforts to modernize the electoral college. TYVM. 🙋

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meanwhile The Beltway MSM bravely tries to normalize this all

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Is it you?

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*****I'm just not sure deplorable nation thought this thing through******

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