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bobbert's avatar

The South, mostly.

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Bezoar's avatar

Remember, they get their start by getting admitted to West Point with the help of their local congressperson. What kind of kid is likely to get that from the nutcase dickwad narcissists that infest that institution?

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PubOption's avatar

A 'peaceful civil uprising' seems unlikely. Gandhi more or less manged one, but generals have a habit as seeing guns as the answer to problems.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Last I checked, these idjits get exactly one vote apiece.

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WA Bishop's avatar

"Icing"?

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WA Bishop's avatar

Roads?

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SullivanSt's avatar

<blockquote>an insult to the economic deficit of the nation</blockquote>

Who knew that an abstract number had such delicate fee-fees?

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PubOption's avatar

Do military-type vehicles include Joe Arpaio's tanks?

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PsycWench's avatar

When Obama steps down in 2017, this group will surely be taking credit.

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diogenez's avatar

The NSA has their number.

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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

If they have a fat white guy on a horse, I'm in! Um ... also if they have a good dental plan. I can't go to the barrycades with a chipped incisor.

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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

<i>"an unexplained sales tax"</i>

It's a 33% tax on all purchases. Of course, they'll want to exclude guns or flags or cars, so it will be more like a 50% tax. Unless they cut government except for the military. Then it will only 25%. Plus the economy will grow like crazy. HA HA JK. The <i>underground economy</i> will grow like crazy until the jackbooted thugs from the Citizens Council show up at your doctor visit so you can't pay with chickens.

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Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

“U.S. generals now take action to watch Obama” I bet they’re really giving Obama a serious frown.

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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

<i>“All weapons, munitions and military-type vehicles will be transferred to the DOD immediately,” they add.</i>

All weapons, eh? Start with Zimmerman.

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