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The South, mostly.

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Remember, they get their start by getting admitted to West Point with the help of their local congressperson. What kind of kid is likely to get that from the nutcase dickwad narcissists that infest that institution?

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A 'peaceful civil uprising' seems unlikely. Gandhi more or less manged one, but generals have a habit as seeing guns as the answer to problems.

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Last I checked, these idjits get exactly one vote apiece.

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"Icing"?

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Roads?

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<blockquote>an insult to the economic deficit of the nation</blockquote>

Who knew that an abstract number had such delicate fee-fees?

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Do military-type vehicles include Joe Arpaio's tanks?

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When Obama steps down in 2017, this group will surely be taking credit.

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The NSA has their number.

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If they have a fat white guy on a horse, I'm in! Um ... also if they have a good dental plan. I can't go to the barrycades with a chipped incisor.

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<i>"an unexplained sales tax"</i>

It's a 33% tax on all purchases. Of course, they'll want to exclude guns or flags or cars, so it will be more like a 50% tax. Unless they cut government except for the military. Then it will only 25%. Plus the economy will grow like crazy. HA HA JK. The <i>underground economy</i> will grow like crazy until the jackbooted thugs from the Citizens Council show up at your doctor visit so you can't pay with chickens.

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“U.S. generals now take action to watch Obama” I bet they’re really giving Obama a serious frown.

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<i>“All weapons, munitions and military-type vehicles will be transferred to the DOD immediately,” they add.</i>

All weapons, eh? Start with Zimmerman.

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