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They're just biding their time, waiting for the right moment. Keep your eye on the Roomba.

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The Caspar police may not have quite grasped the concept of "entrapment" yet, but they've got "gratuitous sexshaming" solid.

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Wyoming is just another nanny state.

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<i>a high school coach found “multiple obscene notes” in a portable toilet at a local park and reported them to police.</i>

I am shocked, shocked to hear of obscene notes being found in a public toilet.

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I completely control my urges. If, by "control", you mean "follow".

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If you play it backwards, your truck starts working, your woman comes back and your dog rises from the dead.

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Fuck 'em, Bucky!

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Will she accept testimony? Because, yeah.

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Or, say, Rage.

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More than one. There was a "team" involved.

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By a high school coach, at that.

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I doubt there are any airport bathrooms.

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<i>Badger told police he had a high sex drive and could not control his urges to have sex.</i> According to my mom, this is true of all men.

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So he is promised a blow job then gets fucked ,sounds like a normal night at any strip club in Merica, once you pay for the $50 drink of water for the stripper

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When robots are advanced enough to engage in sex these problems will disappear. For those who can afford them. And hope the robots don't go berserk and kill humans.

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Slippery slope, indeed. I blame Obam-meh-e-e-e-e-eh.

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