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π”…π”’π”’π”©π”·π”’π”Ÿπ”²π”Ÿπ”Ÿπ”ž's avatar

At least Florida put an end to that "national trend" nonsense.

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π”…π”’π”’π”©π”·π”’π”Ÿπ”²π”Ÿπ”Ÿπ”ž's avatar

Because other states don't have the huge handicap that Florida does: Floridians.

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π”…π”’π”’π”©π”·π”’π”Ÿπ”²π”Ÿπ”Ÿπ”ž's avatar

That would count Trayvon Martin. Which was not a murder, according to Florida. Makes you wonder how many such non-murders are missing from the numbers.

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π”…π”’π”’π”©π”·π”’π”Ÿπ”²π”Ÿπ”Ÿπ”ž's avatar

Depends on how you define "wrong."

You just know that Ailes is kicking himself, wondering "why didn't I think of that?"

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ViveLaProtestPayments's avatar

Everything in Florida is fucked up. It's all the Pensacola Bible College alumni.

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ViveLaProtestPayments's avatar

"Double C" probably didn't have the same ring to it.

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Fitzgerald Chesterfield's avatar

Oh geez, you probably have to go up a flight of stairs to get to the first floor, too . . .

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Fitzgerald Chesterfield's avatar

Ugh, then I suppose you cook meat for them in 100C water.

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Fitzgerald Chesterfield's avatar

What this country needs is a good 5-doubloon cigar.

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Spotts1701, Taking Bible Guns's avatar

Style over substance is not meant to be a credo...

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Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

Up is the new down. Get with the times people.

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Martini Glambassador's avatar

Sure, you can think of the red area as blood dripping down, or if you look at it the other way, as buckets filling up and sloshing about. It's a personal preference, really can be interpreted either way.

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Fitzgerald Chesterfield's avatar

If she had included people with fatal gunshot wounds falling from above the zero line into the red bars, then I would have gotten it right away.

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Fitzgerald Chesterfield's avatar

58008

Check that out!

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Fitzgerald Chesterfield's avatar

Excellent point. The old swamp pig in the Burmese python.

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God Emperor Emeritus's avatar

The really cool part is that absolutely nobody between the artists and the intern who eventually uploaded it to the website ever thought, "Something is wrong with this graphic."

Apparently, my college newsroom had journalistic and artistic standards far exceeding those of a mere modern wire service.

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