The operator of a nasty revenge porn scheme has been sentenced to 18 years just because he tried to extort money out of innocent people. But c'mon, man, how was he even supposed to know that was a crime? For a little less than a year, Kevin Christopher Bollaert ran a revenge porn website where tiny-dicked jabronis could post their ex-girlfriends' nakie pics, complete with full name, location, phone number, and Facebook profile. Whatever would make these ladies leave them, wonders nobody. In his short time online, Bollaert hosted some 10,000 revenge photos of unsuspecting exes at ugotposted.com. It was bad enough being ACTUAL human slime, but Bollaert also had a lucrative side business through another website, ChangeMyReputation.com, where he pretended to be a lawyer charging the victims in said photos some $300 to $350 to get the pictures removed "pro bono," so he can add extortionist to his stellar resume. Cool scam, bro.
Shit! This ruins my business model for my website that would allow you to pre-emptively publish naked photos of yourself, to protect yourself from becoming a victim of revenge porning.
Prison is disgusting, yes, but a typical jail takes it to a whole other level, like being forced to sleep, recreate and eat, while locked up in one of Quentin Tarantino's public toilets. I don't get why he would want that. At least in prison he can get into some craft and hobby action, like making religious statues out of pubic hair, toenails and spit.
As a bonus, the judge should have required a 24 hour live stream of his first month in prison be set up on the internet. Every glorious, uncensored second.
βHe didnβt think he did anything wrong,β said defense attorney Emily Rose-Weber.
Apparently someone snoozed through the first class of Lawing 101 where they mentioned "ignorance of the law is no excuse".
Also, nothing illegal and nothing wrong are different things. I do not for a second believe, nor can I imagine anyone else for a second believes, that this guy didn't know all along that what he was doing was wrong. Hell, even Ms. Rose-Weber said it was sleazy. Shouldn't lawyers not knowingly say untruths? I think I read that somewhere. Like the bar rules of professional conduct. Rule 5-120, discussion point 2.
He's planaria?
Shit! This ruins my business model for my website that would allow you to pre-emptively publish naked photos of yourself, to protect yourself from becoming a victim of revenge porning.
Prison is disgusting, yes, but a typical jail takes it to a whole other level, like being forced to sleep, recreate and eat, while locked up in one of Quentin Tarantino's public toilets. I don't get why he would want that. At least in prison he can get into some craft and hobby action, like making religious statues out of pubic hair, toenails and spit.
βHe didnβt think he did anything wrong,β said defense attorney Emily Rose-Weber.
Is he going to claim affluenza next?
Hunter Moore's only getting seven years? Someone explain to me why he isn't getting the chair.
If this were my daughter he tried to blackmail...he wouldn't do it again.
Q: How does a fake lawyer/pornographer plead in Court?
A: Erection, your Honor!
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As a bonus, the judge should have required a 24 hour live stream of his first month in prison be set up on the internet. Every glorious, uncensored second.
Now, if the fuckwads who provided the photos can be hauled in as accomplices, we'll be making some real progress.
βHe didnβt think he did anything wrong,β said defense attorney Emily Rose-Weber.
Apparently someone snoozed through the first class of Lawing 101 where they mentioned "ignorance of the law is no excuse".
Also, nothing illegal and nothing wrong are different things. I do not for a second believe, nor can I imagine anyone else for a second believes, that this guy didn't know all along that what he was doing was wrong. Hell, even Ms. Rose-Weber said it was sleazy. Shouldn't lawyers not knowingly say untruths? I think I read that somewhere. Like the bar rules of professional conduct. Rule 5-120, discussion point 2.
It's so inhumane when you wimminz go acting like you're human or something.
Smeghead indeed.
The comfy chair?
Is getting female defense attorneys a thing for male sex criminals?
But will he be allowed internet access while in jail?
Here's hoping the 18 year sentence (even in White Guy Jail, still a lot) starts a precedent for these pieces of excrement.