Revolution of Jan. 23, 2010, Will Suck Just Like Everything Else, So Far, in the 2000s
People get ready, there is a Revolution a-comin', on January 23, brothers and sisters of the Socialist Brotherhood (and Sisterhood, we guess?), get up, smash up your seats, shit is gonna getrealRed, oh yeah, oh people get ready, the USAjobs.gov classified-ads system is probably going to have some minor improvements, maybe like that "Monster.com" from 2003 or whatever, rock steady, smash the system (ha ha because you're not getting agovernmentjob, either), and do dig the incredibly lame Casio/MIDI ripoff of Kashmir, because why not, that's the soundtrack to USAjobs.gov.