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Rex needed a nap 'cause of all the handshaking he's been doing with important people and non-answering he's been doing with Andrea Mitchell

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Kerry has to be pretty pissedHeck, the nine living former Secretaries of State must be pissed (note that "living" includes Kissinger, who is actually undead.) Trump, Bannon, and Tillerson are undoing all their work going back to John Foster Dulles. Also every U.S. Ambassador who actually tried to do a good job.

We have to face it: Trump is disassembling the United States of America.

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Done.

Dear Mr. Tillerson,

You no longer work in the private sector. You are now the head of an important department in the federal government. You work for taxpayers such as myself and every other citizen of the United States. Your repeated refusal to engage with the press is unacceptable. It keeps us uninformed and makes us wonder just what you are up to. This level of absolute secrecy is no longer your prerogative. Grant our free press access to you so we can stay informed about what you are doing in our names.

Regards,(Breaking Dead Men)

https://register.state.gov/...

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I read, "John Schneider" and thought, "Wait. Isn't he dead?"

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Also, too to free up the $500 BILLION Exxon has frozen in the Russian sanctions.

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Not if he was being honest about it.

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NO she didn't...she was too busy typing e-mails! E-MAILS! EEEEEEEEE-MAILS!

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Poor Madeleine Albright, she had to watch all her hard work be pissed away. It must have been agony. John Kerry is about to watch his hard work be destroyed in Iran too.

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Rexxon Tillerson is unfit to be SOS. No stamina. SAD.

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Next time use the sarcasm font.

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All the upfists for this!

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Happy belated birthday.

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John Cho and Kal Penn, mebbe? Yes? Plz?

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Goddamn it. They need to avoid getting the source of ¾ of my streaming TV blown up.

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I feel like kind of a douche for this, but my biggest worries about this North Korea thing are the members of my favorite band, who are or will soon be doing their compulsory service. Seunghyun even posted pictures from American Psycho and Dr. Strangelove on Instagram the day after the election. :(

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They will strew rose petals in the streets to welcome their liberators!

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