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Grandpa Joe's Hitler-loving, Jew-hating genes skipped a generation.

I mean, if you accept genetic science.

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I've never understood why these guys keep going on and on like this. It's obvious he'll never be the nominee and all he's doing is further damaging his reputation, his family's image (they don't need any more help), his father's legacy, his wife's career. Why is he doing this?

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What a sad, delusional POS. I have no sympathy for him whatsoever.

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"I believe the decision to abort a child should be up to the woman during the first three months of life".

Joe Kennedy supports post-birth abortion of babies up to three months old. Pass it on.

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I am not a father myself but I have a hunch that some exasperated parents would extend that limit from three months to 17.999999 years.

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I'm pretty sure my mother would vote to extend it indefinitely!

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Did a stampede of cows run between Kennedy and Vitali during the conversation, because they were late for the swimsuit competition in the Miss Cow pageant?

To be fair, it gets weird out here in the rural Midwest. My town has a hog festival, where the Hog Days Queen is a teenage girl, who won a beauty contest, and King Hog is literally the biggest male pig born that year. He and she get parade floats.

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Ewwwww. This is the pron we do not like.

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Actual people who actually know something and actually would like to see fewer abortions performed, and fewer infants and mothers dying, are overwhelmingly in favour of sex education, freely available contraception, better medical care for mothers, and fewer draconian laws designed to intimidate women and doctors. Right wingers are conspicuously opposed to all these things.

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Well, no. Correction. Right wingers are conspicuously opposed to the first three but strongly in favour of the draconian laws designed to intimidate women and doctors.

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"Did a stampede of cows run between Kennedy and Vitali during the conversation, because they were late for the swimsuit competition in the Miss Cow pageant?"

Well, it is the crescendo of the festivities as every loyal Iowan knows. AND, as every loyal Iowan knows, the interview portion of the competition is the most exciting part. The swimsuit competition is for posers from out of state.

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he’d make a great trump replacement or vice president for him …

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I think he considers the whole "abortion issue" a meaningless distraction from real issues, like the vaccines implanting 5G microchips in us so they can kill Jewish people. (Or everyone except Jewish people? I forget.)

This fool's poor father must be spinning in his grave.

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Maybe the 5G chips in Vitali from his Covid vaccine interfered with Kennedy's brainwaves😵

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He strikes me as wanting to cash in, on his name.

And a name he is thoroughly destroying, which is probably inevitable.

But, he’s not really understanding how to do so, all while fake running for POTUS.

He’s been bought and paid for, even more than Hunter Biden.

He gets one star. Because I can’t give zero.

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Of course you give a zero star. I'd even go further and award (negative) black holes...

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This fucken guy. Does he think a 12-week fetus is viable? Does he think 3 months is the same as 24 weeks? Does he think 15 weeks is the same as 3 months?

Does he think there is ever a circumstance in which a man or a group of men can overrule a woman or girl’s health care decisions? Yes, yes he does.

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Member when anti-vax candite RFK Jr. went on the House floor and said “I have never been anti-vax. I have never told the public to avoid vaccination.”

Wonkette remembers

https://www.wonkette.com/p/i-did-not-say-those-antisemitic-anti

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Good grief, he's doing more waffling than IHOP during Sunday brunch.

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The individual statements he makes could be real positions when considered individually. In the context of the interview they were incongruous answers at best. Gibberish is a good description for what he says. The man is not compos mentis.

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because they were late for the swimsuit competition in the Miss Cow pageant

Are there clips of it on YouTube?

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And did Trump burst into the dressing room like he did with Miss Teen USA?

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Not if there is an underaged girls alternative.

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Maybe RFK Jr. thought he was talking to some FOX "News" meat puppet, so that's why he went to the "I support a law no other Democrat running is supporting"?

His spox: "Mr. Kennedy was confused, and thought he was talking to a Republican-leaning cable news channel."

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"Mr. Kennedy is and was and always be confused."

Let's leave it at that.

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Daddy would be so proud!

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