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Remember to get Hitler first.

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Marilyn Munroe?

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Oh goody, we are going to have 11 1/2 months of this shit, aren't we? They'll air the damn Zapruder film nonstop, and Cronkite's CBS special report, and the footage of the guy with the rod showing the trajectory and Ruby shooting Oswald and the fucking pink suit and the backwards-and-to-the-left thing, and the autopsy photos. All of you who are under 50: you are in for a huge treat. The rest of us are going to stock up on George Dickel and take the phone off the hook.

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you my friend have been saying the things that make me laugh out loud this past week.

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free mumia!

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I was in the womb and did not yet have the limbs needed to exercise my Second Amendment rights.

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It's like frickin' <i>Murder on the Orient Express.</i>

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Dealey Plaza in real life is tiny. The whole area, from the Depository to the overpass, is the size of a medium-size parking lot. Say what you will about what may have motivated Oswald, there is no chance that there was anyone else standing around blasting away at the president.

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Too damn hard to fall asleep during an opera, certainly, what with all that screeching going on. As Twain said after an evening of Wagner, "I haven't heard anything like that since the orphanage burned down."

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You should read <i>Libra</i> if you haven't. Amazing, beautiful book.

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He needs to watch <a href="https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch\?v=ljTwq_B2d_Y" target="_blank">this</a> and shut up already. <a href="http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch\?v=KzUybHO-EP8" target="_blank">Also.</a>

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