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Spurning Beer's avatar

I spent thirty-something years in and near Providence. I love the place. I'd say it's the New Jersey of New England. In a good way.

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There are also a hundred thousand Italian nanas who can hold their own in the braciole department.

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RI has been weird that way for decades. Democrats were mostly political machine creatures, and Republicans were quasi-liberals. Linc Chaffee, for one.

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In Tiverton? Get the fuck outahere.

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I really hate to say this, but the RI Democrats are mostly kinda douchey, too. Every singe one of them went to parochial school, Providence College, and Suffolk Law School. At night. And they wear pinkie rings.

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The RI State Police won an award a few years back for their uniforms: they look like Dudley Do-right on Levitra. Flat-brimmed hats, bandalero leather strap, jodhpurs, boots....

Kinda like that Rick Perry porn shot, now that I think about it.

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In the colonial period, Rhode Island was nicknamed "Rogue Island" because of the riff-raffiness of the populace.

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fuflans's avatar

i thought at first it was a batman reference and now i want somebody to find that gif again.

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fuflans's avatar

to be fair, the south has been getting WWAAAYYYYY too much coverage of late.

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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

No. We found the top of the ticket. And a step up it is, indeed.

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PsycWench's avatar

He shoulda smoked more, then he'd have committed fewer assaults. Unless assaults on Chee-toes count now.

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Joshua Norton's avatar

<i>GOP Lawmaker Turns Out To Be Wanted Fugitive</i>

GOP Lawmaker/Fugitive

Kind of reduntant, don't you think?

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The Quirk's avatar

Yeah, but where are the <i>convictions</i>?

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PubOption's avatar

Rove has some sublety. This guy is bull-in-a-china-shop, more like Tom DeLay.

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Ennui There Yet's avatar

As Molly Ivins once said about the Texas Legislature, half are under average and the other half are under indictment. This guy's a double winnah!

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