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Rhode Island Primary Madness: Yes, It's Actually a State
We don't know who made this video or what it means, but it is hypnotizing and vaguely unsettling. So consider it our official comment on today's Rhode Island Senate Primary, in which "moderate" (read: "communist") "Republican" Senator Lincoln Chafee is facing intense opposition fromGrover Norquistsome guy with a rhyming and equally funny name. Rhode Island voters, we don't care which one of these guys you elect, just make sure to keep sending us Patrick Kennedy.
The winner of today's primary will face off against Democrat Snidely Whiplash in November.