[Updated 12/22/12; see end] So, after the Newtown massacre last Friday, Erik Loomis, a University of Rhode Island history professor, got on the Twitter Machine and expressed the sort of outrage that a lot of people were feeling that day toward the Gun Lobby and its chief
The University of Rhode Island conferred two degrees upon me, and I therefore feel qualified to state that metaphorical speech occurs there.
On the other hand, in the service of false equivalence, I should add that "literally" now carries the paradoxical meaning of "figuratively" (look it up), and therefore the commutative property of the English language implies that "figuratively" now also means "literally."
I had no idea the NRA were such Big Government extremists. With nearly 99,000 public schools, 39,000 movie screens, 105,000 shopping malls, and hundreds of thousands of other potential places to put armed guards, not counting multiple shifts, supervisors, administrators, and armorers, unemployment is solved.
How do they work?
I said I wanted LaPierre's head on a platter and my buddy said, "who the fuck are you? Salome?"
wow no. this never ever occurred to me.
i'm not being righteous. i'm just living in 1970's america.
WITH VOTES, remember. Always w/ the votes.
LaPierre <i>giving</i> head to Butterstick?
I would like to see LaPierre&#039;s head just FILLED w/ sticks. Sticks w/ poo on the ends.
cocktail wiener libel!!1!!
the moral of the story is- we need to arm the ducks (and maybe get them a membership to Ballys, all that sitting around is unhealthy)
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The University of Rhode Island conferred two degrees upon me, and I therefore feel qualified to state that metaphorical speech occurs there.
On the other hand, in the service of false equivalence, I should add that &quot;literally&quot; now carries the paradoxical meaning of &quot;figuratively&quot; (look it up), and therefore the commutative property of the English language implies that &quot;figuratively&quot; now also means &quot;literally.&quot;
Checkmate. In a manner of speaking.
Or a snickers bar
<i>&quot;...chop off Wayne LaPierre&rsquo;s head with a sharp instrument...&quot;</i>
I call bullshit. Loomis didn&#039;t say anything about using a sharp instrument.
ah yes, the pearl clutching on the right. No one does it better
I had no idea the NRA were such Big Government extremists. With nearly 99,000 public schools, 39,000 movie screens, 105,000 shopping malls, and hundreds of thousands of other potential places to put armed guards, not counting multiple shifts, supervisors, administrators, and armorers, unemployment is solved.