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Mark Linimon's avatar

I would actually pay to see that: "or a modern dance interpretation of the life of Pat Robertson".

FuzzyLogician's avatar

Ladies and gentlemen, the next President of the United States: Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho!

"M"'s avatar

"Get ready for Ashli Babbitt: The Ballet."

I just ... who in the name of anything believes that anyone would want to see that, ever??

And then they have the nerve to be ENRAGED when their "audience numbers are down".

I mean -- biggest box of "duh" I think I've ever seen

Delmarva Peninsula's avatar

"Possible Oval Office walkout" They'll all quit?

JCfromNC's avatar

// Our souls are not prepared. //

It's not quite the same line, but reading this made me flash back to the opening cinematic for World of Warcraft's "The Burning Crusade" expansion:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IBHL_-biMrQ

wavicles's avatar

The Kennedy Center for the Arts or... the... excuse me; The Dirt-Floored Monster Truck arena in Buttcock, Arkansas.

I shall correspond to the Arkansawz venue poste-haste to secure our Season Passes! Oh, what fun awaits!!

Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

I wonder how successful the cage match will be. Things will be a lot worse next June than they are now. More people out of work, higher prices on basic necessities. How many in the MAGA crowd are going to be able to make that trip?

The Big Important People™ certainly aren't going to sit on the Ellipse and watch on big screens.

JCfromNC's avatar

Bread and circuses, except the Republicans don't believe in handing out bread.

Bob Lyon's avatar

Have they booked the Stooges yet?

Danaher7's avatar

Buttcock AR has a drive thru Arby's for God's sake, it's the Monaco of the tri state area!

Zyxomma's avatar

Ta, Gary. Before Washington Ballet, Nakagawa was at Ballet West, which is so bad and so broke that they filmed a "reality" show. Just ducky.

NH is for 🦡🍄🐍's avatar

Oddly enough, when I Google “buttcock” I get all these pictures of men doing some sort of aerobic activity…

Peter MacMonagle's avatar

I fail to understand that all of this is just. fine with members of the US Congress. This entire administration is worse than TRAILER TRASH! (Trailer trash has at least some redeeming features)

James's avatar

Those hats probably need to be deported. Came from China and slipped through tariffs with no paperwork. I'm calling ICE and Kristi.

UnDrewsual's avatar

My mom lives in another state and every December I drive to her house to spend the Christmas and New Year holidays. We have had a sort of informal tradition of watching the Kennedy Center Honors broadcast together and I am beyond pissed at that man for ruining it.

Needless to say, I'll be finding something else to do that evening.

Grumpy Yogi Cat's avatar

I once danced at the Kennedy Center with a professional Spanish Dance Company to a packed Opera House. I've attended many other performances there over the years.

This desecration is truly disgusting. The entire building will need to be disinfected once the MAGAts are removed...

NH is for 🦡🍄🐍's avatar

Burned to the ground and the rubble salted is too good for them.

boo radley's avatar

good gravy it physically hurt to heart this one. as per so many 😭

but I so so so appreciate y'all keeping us apprised. I wish I could appreciate you with money, maybe soon.