About 55 years ago, American kids who weren't allowed to buy "race records" by the likes of Chuck Berry or Fats Domino were helpfully directed by white shopkeepers to safe, white versions of the popular songs by a very white pop singer named Pat Boone. He wasn't some colored hoodlum with the greasy hair and the sex ideas! No, he was just a clean-cut college boy, and the college was probably Bob Jones University or Liberty University or whatever the middle-1950s version of those places might've been ... and from history we know that actually the entirety of America was like those places, so anyway ... sorry, we've lost our point and can't do these ginormous Wonkette sentences quite so effortlessly as some of our predecessors. Back to the TXT version with ADHD: Wealthy old white nostalgic entertainer Pat Boone says go ahead and kill Medicare, because he is rich and doesn't need it.
why is it 'politics' when analysts point out that under the ryan plan (in the words of 'the economist'):
<i>The proportion of Americans with no insurance, which was set to decline significantly under Mr Obama&rsquo;s plan, will rise instead. Medicare beneficiaries, who now enjoy benefits on a par with those enrolled in private plans, would instead have to accept a far less generous range of services, or pay out of pocket for more.</i>
and &#039;leadership&#039; when republicans talk about death panels and (again the &#039;economist&#039;):
<i> win last year&rsquo;s midterm elections by scaring seniors into thinking Mr Obama would cut their Medicare benefits.</i>
I figured it meant Retard.
All bow to Middle-Aged Man, who knoweth whereof he speaks.
Ya think?
A &quot;nearby helium tank&quot;? Am I the only one having a WTF? moment here?
It&#039;s spelled &quot;buttocks,&quot; GH.
Ozzy would throw their dogs&#039; shit over the fence into Boone&#039;s yard.
That outweighs Ozzy&#039;s offenses against humankind in my book. Jah bless him.
Work that shit into every possible situation, I love it!
Still waiting to hear from Anita Bryant.
Thank God I&#039;m blind now.
wow. made irrelevant by the likes of mick and keith 50 years ago and still talking.
god i love keith richards.
I assume that the white shoes are a reference to the uniform of the olds, the full Cleveland.
hey pat:
why is it &#039;politics&#039; when analysts point out that under the ryan plan (in the words of &#039;the economist&#039;):
<i>The proportion of Americans with no insurance, which was set to decline significantly under Mr Obama&rsquo;s plan, will rise instead. Medicare beneficiaries, who now enjoy benefits on a par with those enrolled in private plans, would instead have to accept a far less generous range of services, or pay out of pocket for more.</i>
and &#039;leadership&#039; when republicans talk about death panels and (again the &#039;economist&#039;):
<i> win last year&rsquo;s midterm elections by scaring seniors into thinking Mr Obama would cut their Medicare benefits.</i>
douche.
How can you have white shoes, while you&#039;re knee-deep in bullshit?
Thanks Wonkette Jr. Now I am blind from gouging out my own eyes at the sight of that photograph. Quick! Someone send Seal Team Six to finish me off.
Hmmmm...what will I do with all that free time during my waning years? Snap! I&#039;ll take up bomb making!
oh don&#039;t forget victoria jackson.