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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

I figured it meant Retard.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

All bow to Middle-Aged Man, who knoweth whereof he speaks.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

A "nearby helium tank"? Am I the only one having a WTF? moment here?

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Spurning Beer's avatar

It's spelled "buttocks," GH.

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Spurning Beer's avatar

Ozzy would throw their dogs' shit over the fence into Boone's yard.

That outweighs Ozzy's offenses against humankind in my book. Jah bless him.

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Mayor_Quimby's avatar

Work that shit into every possible situation, I love it!

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chascates's avatar

Still waiting to hear from Anita Bryant.

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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

Thank God I'm blind now.

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fuflans's avatar

wow. made irrelevant by the likes of mick and keith 50 years ago and still talking.

god i love keith richards.

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PubOption's avatar

I assume that the white shoes are a reference to the uniform of the olds, the full Cleveland.

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fuflans's avatar

hey pat:

why is it 'politics' when analysts point out that under the ryan plan (in the words of 'the economist'):

<i>The proportion of Americans with no insurance, which was set to decline significantly under Mr Obama’s plan, will rise instead. Medicare beneficiaries, who now enjoy benefits on a par with those enrolled in private plans, would instead have to accept a far less generous range of services, or pay out of pocket for more.</i>

and 'leadership' when republicans talk about death panels and (again the 'economist'):

<i> win last year’s midterm elections by scaring seniors into thinking Mr Obama would cut their Medicare benefits.</i>

douche.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

How can you have white shoes, while you're knee-deep in bullshit?

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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

Thanks Wonkette Jr. Now I am blind from gouging out my own eyes at the sight of that photograph. Quick! Someone send Seal Team Six to finish me off.

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

Hmmmm...what will I do with all that free time during my waning years? Snap! I'll take up bomb making!

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fuflans's avatar

oh don't forget victoria jackson.

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