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11,000 square feet? Does he use a Segway to get from one wing to the other?

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well this makes me feel better about the racist abusive drunk i just signed up for obamacare.

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Hmm, $150K annual for a gig as multiple-estate overseeing manager? I take it that air fare to said estates in exotic locals is included, yes? A sweet job, if one didn't need to deal with the obnoxious rich owners.

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Ad Block Plus is my friend.

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Rosebud?

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One of several hundred thousand douche bags in Miami-Dade.

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Fuck you with a paint roller and a copy of the DVD for season 20 of This Old House. I'm helping a friend prep a 120 year old house for sale. The cracks have cracks and even though it's tiny there's no end in sight. My heart bleeds Kilz for you.

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I would, but it's costing me a lot just to have Jeeves paint "This End Up" on the exterior of my home.

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French maid FTW.

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My wife and I bought a <a href="http:\/\/www.neatorobotics.com\/\?gclid=COrmk4C9n8ACFaY-MgodgQsA4A" target="_blank">Neato Botvac</a>. I haven’t checked it’s green card cause it’s willing to work for less than minimum wage. If the ICE people come for it we’ll probably adopt the cute little sucker.

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