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president perry will repay this kind of loyalty.

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Because Hola Amigos was already taken? <a href="http://homepages.theonion.c..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://homepages.theonion.com/PersonalPages/jAnch...">http://homepages.theonion.c...

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Every colummnist wants to be a little Hemmingway. Unfortunately, Cohen is <i>Mariel</i> Hemmingway (apologies if she's the one who killed herself).

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Hey, as long as he doesn't get mixed up and start throwing around "effendi".

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Better daid than laid?

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Except there's a chance the metal detector guy will come up with something valuable someday.

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How long until the media starts calling Perry a "moderate"?

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Not surprising given the debate over promoting condoms during the 90s.

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Capricorn?

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Mr. Dick Cohen: I pound my chest in hatred everyday when I see Rick Ballsack Perry on the TeeVee pontificating about shit he has no knowledge of. But since your gaydar seems to offer some confirmation to you that my Governor would make a great El Jefe of America, why don't you come down to Texas and join Rick and Karl Rove in a 3 way circle jerk.

Fucking putz.

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And Romney an "old chap".

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By questioning whether it's appropriate, you are advocating class warfare.

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Vaccinations are the fluoridated water of our times. And of course vaccinations were developed by <i>scientists</i> who "doctored" the data for grant money.

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