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bobbert's avatar

And by "fire", we mean "barbecue".

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bobbert's avatar

Robin Thicke is only 38?

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bobbert's avatar

"serial".

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

three hour tour? I bet he can't make it to the first commercial break

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BarackMyWorld's avatar

I don't think any research has been done on the subject, but I dont think its that much of an outlier, though it has been a few years since I have been to a dance club. (Twerking isnt new, its just now started being called that by white people, though.)

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Lot_49's avatar

In Richard Cohen's \"mind,\" yes.

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

I love the front page headline:

Bezos, aims for a new ‘golden era’ at Post

heckuva start, Jeffrey

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SullivanSt's avatar

Shorter Richard Cohen:

<blockquote>Before I talk about Miley Cyrus, let me go to extreme lengths to demonstrate why you should aboslutely, under no conceivable circumstances, pay any heed whatsoever to what I am about to say about Miley Cyrus</blockquote>

They fucking pay this turd smear to write this mountain of stink? Holy shitballs, WaPo, fire this fucker already. And most of your other columnists while you're at it. Keep Robinson, though.

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SullivanSt's avatar

Dick Cheney libel!

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SullivanSt's avatar

Yeah, and let's never mention that Miley's clearly far more symptom than cause.

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BarackMyWorld's avatar

I think it is partly because everyone remembers when she was 14 and thus there is a huge creepiness factor built in.

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Lefty Mark's avatar

The government doesn't provide a social safety net, Walmart does.

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Lefty Mark's avatar

Wait, 38 is old?!?

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Shypixel's avatar

There is one good thing about Richard Cohen:

He makes me feel like a god damn Lothario.

There are rocks that have a more nuanced understanding of women.

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schmannity's avatar

Achy breaky twat.

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

hey, someone had to one up that awful WaPo story about teachers being able to statutory rape their students- Cohen is just the <strike> asshole </strike> guy to do it

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